OH CANADA!!!!!!!! 
I hereby take back any mean or hurtful comments that I may have flung in Canada's direction in the past . Dear sweet baby Jebus did I have a good time up in the Great White North . We drank many a good beer , ate some tasty food , and saw an insane ammount of hot girls...and YES, some of them were nekkid .
Well , It WAS a bachelor party after all . We , the members of the groom's wedding party , did our duty and embarrased the hell out of one of my closest friends and made him wish that he lived in Utah where polygamy is legal . A fine time was had by all . I'm thinking about jumping the border and moving up there permanently . I can play hockey and say "Eh" at the end of my sentences if necessary . That's all you really need to do , right ? I DID have some serious problems figuring out the monetary system up there though . I actually had to ask the shot girl at the nudie bar to explain it to me . She was quite sweet and gave me the facts . I STILL am a bit confused though . I was also disappointed that there wasn't Molson or Labatts coming out of the water fountains all over town , but later I found out that that was just a beautiful legend concocted by a visionary American and never really happened . One thing that I was VERY impressed by was the fact that the 5 "dollar" bills that they have had a picture of a hockey game on the back of it . THAT is awsome . I wish our 5 dollar bill had a picture of a monster truck crushing a car with screaming drunken rednecks cheering in the stands on the back of it . That would rule .
Oh well . I should be going . Still trying to get my blood alcohol level back down to where there's actually more blood than alcohol , so I shant get into all of the dirty details of our adventure in debauchery up in Canuck-land...unless you ask me nicely .
I hereby take back any mean or hurtful comments that I may have flung in Canada's direction in the past . Dear sweet baby Jebus did I have a good time up in the Great White North . We drank many a good beer , ate some tasty food , and saw an insane ammount of hot girls...and YES, some of them were nekkid .
Well , It WAS a bachelor party after all . We , the members of the groom's wedding party , did our duty and embarrased the hell out of one of my closest friends and made him wish that he lived in Utah where polygamy is legal . A fine time was had by all . I'm thinking about jumping the border and moving up there permanently . I can play hockey and say "Eh" at the end of my sentences if necessary . That's all you really need to do , right ? I DID have some serious problems figuring out the monetary system up there though . I actually had to ask the shot girl at the nudie bar to explain it to me . She was quite sweet and gave me the facts . I STILL am a bit confused though . I was also disappointed that there wasn't Molson or Labatts coming out of the water fountains all over town , but later I found out that that was just a beautiful legend concocted by a visionary American and never really happened . One thing that I was VERY impressed by was the fact that the 5 "dollar" bills that they have had a picture of a hockey game on the back of it . THAT is awsome . I wish our 5 dollar bill had a picture of a monster truck crushing a car with screaming drunken rednecks cheering in the stands on the back of it . That would rule .
Oh well . I should be going . Still trying to get my blood alcohol level back down to where there's actually more blood than alcohol , so I shant get into all of the dirty details of our adventure in debauchery up in Canuck-land...unless you ask me nicely .
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kaela:
I'm tellin you, Canada is where it's at!! I'm glad you had a good time. And yes, we're proud of our hockey-anized Monopoly money. It's elite.
tinfoilhalo:
