I was watching " The Empire Strikes Back " on TV and they showed the new trailer for "Revenge Of The Sith " . I kinda' feel the same way about this movie as I'd feel if I bumped into an ex on the street . I'd comment on how great they look . They make some hollow promises about "We used to have so much fun back in the day . We should get together again and just hang out . " I'd say "Sure . Sounds great . " and smile and walk away . I'd then start fooling myself into thinking "Yeah . I really DO have some fond memories of them . Maye this WILL be okay . " Then I start to think "Maybe , even though we hit a rough stretch there at the end , all of those problems will just magically disappear and it will be better than before . Deep down , though , I know that I'll only wind up getting hurt again , WHY STAR WARS???? WHY MUST YOU BE THIS WAY????? 
On a completely different note...I went to the Pittsburgh ComicCon today . That's the one place that you can go to and , as long as you AREN'T dressed like a fat balding Klingon or a badly dressed super hero with severe acne , you stand a better than average chance of walking out of that place feeling REALLY good about yourself .
On ANOTHER completely different note my buddy and I were trying to come up with an idea for a movie . We were doing this because apparently a movie production company was out at our friend's farm the other day scouting for locations for a horror movie that they wanted to make . Here's what we came up with...A farm was built on an Indain burial ground or a Civil War prison camp or some wacky shit . All of the terrible supernatural forces rise up and take on a monstrous form . the form of...GHOST COW!!!! Ghost cow is an eerie undead bovine who haunts the farmlands of a small Pennsylvania town and eats people . It has the ability to spray poisonous acid out of its udders and crap burning magma out of it's butt .
That's all we've got so far , but I'm positive that it will be a blockbuster . We've even come up with a movie poster . It's all dark and spooky and there's a lot of fog . In the fog you see the form of a large cow with glowing red eyes staring at you . At the top in scary , blood drippy , letters is GHOST COW coming October of 2007 . The tagline underneath is up for debate , but it's something like " This Halloween EVERYBODY buys the farm " , or " You're only alive 'til the cow comes home " . The best one..."MOO...You're dead . " I'll keep everybody updated on our moviemaking venture . If you'd like to be a random nameless cow victim , I'll try to fit you in . You've got to be afraid of cows though , and let's face it , pretty much EVERYBODY is . Right??? Shouldn't be a problem then .
On a completely different note...I went to the Pittsburgh ComicCon today . That's the one place that you can go to and , as long as you AREN'T dressed like a fat balding Klingon or a badly dressed super hero with severe acne , you stand a better than average chance of walking out of that place feeling REALLY good about yourself .
On ANOTHER completely different note my buddy and I were trying to come up with an idea for a movie . We were doing this because apparently a movie production company was out at our friend's farm the other day scouting for locations for a horror movie that they wanted to make . Here's what we came up with...A farm was built on an Indain burial ground or a Civil War prison camp or some wacky shit . All of the terrible supernatural forces rise up and take on a monstrous form . the form of...GHOST COW!!!! Ghost cow is an eerie undead bovine who haunts the farmlands of a small Pennsylvania town and eats people . It has the ability to spray poisonous acid out of its udders and crap burning magma out of it's butt .
That's all we've got so far , but I'm positive that it will be a blockbuster . We've even come up with a movie poster . It's all dark and spooky and there's a lot of fog . In the fog you see the form of a large cow with glowing red eyes staring at you . At the top in scary , blood drippy , letters is GHOST COW coming October of 2007 . The tagline underneath is up for debate , but it's something like " This Halloween EVERYBODY buys the farm " , or " You're only alive 'til the cow comes home " . The best one..."MOO...You're dead . " I'll keep everybody updated on our moviemaking venture . If you'd like to be a random nameless cow victim , I'll try to fit you in . You've got to be afraid of cows though , and let's face it , pretty much EVERYBODY is . Right??? Shouldn't be a problem then .
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Hey stranger! Long time no see! How's things been going? Well, I just thought I'd pop over and say hey. So, Hey.