tinfoilhalo

I just had a random thought that I'd like to share with you .

How long have bra's been called bra's or brassieres ( I don't even know how to spell the damn word it's so old . ) . I'm thinking that knew terminology is in order . Would anybody be against calling them "Breast Dispensors" ? It sounds more high-tech and 2005-ish , doesn't it ?

Imagine the conversations high school lovebirds would have in the back seat of their parent's car..." Sandy , we have a problem . Breast dispensor is malfunctioning . Unable to disengage . Second base aborted , I repeat , second base aborted . "

That is all . TinfoilHalo , over and out............