Oh well , I guess my last journal is now obsolete as the Pope has passed . Now at least we can see Pope services all over the world instead of that creepy-ass death watch . 
As of yet , I haven't received word from Vatican City that J.P. II left me his Pope hat , so I gues s I know what to ask for at Christmas .
You know who they should get to replace the Pope ? Dick Clarke . Think about it . Dick has always supported good upstanding morals AND groovy rock-n-roll music . He'd be able to bridge the gap between todays wacky godless youngsters and the fire and brimstone codgers . Best part...Dick Clarke will NEVER die . EVER . He's indestructible . Hell , he hasn't even aged in over sixty fucking years . We'd never have to go through this whole death row Pope thing again . He's the OBVIOUS choice . I'll bet the whole Pope-Pickin' council has already made their decision to nominate Pope Dick the First already . They're just all locked up in their Pope Cave drinking beer and playing foozball to make it seem like they're really looking at ALL the hopefuls , or Popefuls as the case may be . Dick's a shoe-in and everybody knows it . I welcome him . All hail Pope Dick !!!!
As of yet , I haven't received word from Vatican City that J.P. II left me his Pope hat , so I gues s I know what to ask for at Christmas .
You know who they should get to replace the Pope ? Dick Clarke . Think about it . Dick has always supported good upstanding morals AND groovy rock-n-roll music . He'd be able to bridge the gap between todays wacky godless youngsters and the fire and brimstone codgers . Best part...Dick Clarke will NEVER die . EVER . He's indestructible . Hell , he hasn't even aged in over sixty fucking years . We'd never have to go through this whole death row Pope thing again . He's the OBVIOUS choice . I'll bet the whole Pope-Pickin' council has already made their decision to nominate Pope Dick the First already . They're just all locked up in their Pope Cave drinking beer and playing foozball to make it seem like they're really looking at ALL the hopefuls , or Popefuls as the case may be . Dick's a shoe-in and everybody knows it . I welcome him . All hail Pope Dick !!!!
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when I was little I called the pope "the poop". I still do from time to time.
whats really quite amusing about your diarrhea story is that my mom actually has to do that
NyQuil popsicles ahoy!