My neighbors are one of the reasons why murder should be legal in certain circumstances . They're inconsiderate fuckbags who enjoy cranking gangsta' rap at inhuman levels so that not only does the bass from their stereo knock all of the shit off my shelves , but I can hear EVERY "Muthafuck" and "Bitch" with wonderful clarity . I don't necessarily dislike rap music , although it's far from my favorite stuff in the world . I'm not even offended by the constant cursewords because they can't think of anything else to fill up a song with . What DOES piss me off is the fact that when you live in an apartment that's in a house , you should be smart enough to realize that other people live there too . Show some fucking consideration for the other peoople in the building . I've done the banging on the walls thing , and called the landlord . One of my other neighbors even called the cops on these assholes one night when they decided to have ALL of their other inconsiderate fuckhead friends over for a party . A bunch of them were apparently underage and the rest got fined I think . Does that teach them a valueable lesson though ? HELL NO!!!! If any of you out there are bounty hunters or ninjas , I've got fifty bucks and a bottle of your favorite liquor if you can make them disappear . 
Needless to say , I'm looking for a new place to live . I despise moving , but I think I'm about due for a new change of scenery anyway . Not only are my neighbors assholes , but this place is SHIT in the winter time . I don't think this county owns any snowplows or salt trucks . It's also not close to my friends or family , so I always wind up driving everywhere since nobody wants to go out of their way to come out here to retrieve my ass . Soooo...anybody know of any reasonably cheap and decent apartments around the Pittsburgh area ? Better yet , anybody want to adopt me . I don't eat a lot and I'm pretty much litterbox trained . Pretty much .
Needless to say , I'm looking for a new place to live . I despise moving , but I think I'm about due for a new change of scenery anyway . Not only are my neighbors assholes , but this place is SHIT in the winter time . I don't think this county owns any snowplows or salt trucks . It's also not close to my friends or family , so I always wind up driving everywhere since nobody wants to go out of their way to come out here to retrieve my ass . Soooo...anybody know of any reasonably cheap and decent apartments around the Pittsburgh area ? Better yet , anybody want to adopt me . I don't eat a lot and I'm pretty much litterbox trained . Pretty much .
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We used to live in an apartment that was full of people from Africa, as the town we lived in had a huge meat packing plant that advertised there. Our landlord called our building "Little Sudan". I called the cops so many times cuz our neighbors were the exact same, except it wasn't just one group. The whole fucking building was having a party all the time. Damn, did it suck. Was really, really happy to get outta that shithole.
Now we live in our own house in a brand new neighborhood. There used to be empty houses all around us, but people have been buying them up like crazy the last couple months. Well, the other day I was sitting here on the computer, and Herc starts going nuts. Then the doorbell rings. I was just in the middle of an exciting game of Collapse, so I tried to finish it before I got the door. Then the doorbell starts ringing over and over...someone was just laying on that thing. I'm like uh, ok... So I go see who it is, and this little kid has his grimy face all pressed up to the window next to the door and is waving at my dog. I go open the door, and this kid walks right in and closes the door. He's like "Your dog is cool!!" and starts trying to pet Herc. I was holding him, and he was just rigid and barking and growling, and his mohawk was STRAIGHT up. He asked if Herc would bite and I was like, "Well, yea, if you keep trying to pet him like that..." So this kid's just yapping away, and I was like "Is there something I can do for you?" As in, why the hell are you in my house you little freak? He's like "My mom and dad said I could come over and stya for a while!" So he takes his boots off and walks right up the stairs to the living room. What the hell? So I was getting kinda pissed cuz he just walks right into my house and expects to stay for a chat or somehting, so I told him to go home, which I found out was right next door. He leaves, then 5 minutes later is ringing the doorbell again. I go and answer it, and he pushes the door open, takes his boots off and does the same thing. He says "My mom said I could stay!" I was like "Listen, child, get out of my house! You don't just come walking into a stranger's house and want to stay! Go home!" Little focker. I don't know what the hell kind of person lets their kid go to some strange person's house all by themselves, but man. I hope his parents aren't like that. I hate people like that. Grrr. It wa sjust such an odd experience. I've never had anything like that happen to me before. Weird.