Because these kooky lists are all the rage with folks on this site as of late , Ive decided to make my own little list for all of you to read and then take to your journal and fill out . Apparently its fun . Here we go kids . Make sure to copy it to your journal and fill it out with your own responses or a thousand years of bad luck will plague you and your descendants and haunt you until the end of times . Enjoy 
SUPER HAPPY FUN LISTO DOOM
1) Your name aint CYBERSEX DEMON-666 , so what the hell is it ? - Bill
2) What do you do to earn your meager wages ? Feel free to spice it up you know , like you do on your resume . - Shipping / Receiving & Inventory Specialist for a large retail furniture distribution center .
3) If you were a tree , what kind of tree would you be ? - Mexican Fighting Tree .
4) What lineage are you ? - Pretty much full German .
5) Are you experienced ? - Yes . Thanks for asking .
6) Do you own any pets ? - No . Unfortunately , no pets are allowed in my apartment as per landlord .
7) What would be you dream pet ? - Ring tailed lemur or possibly a midget .
8) Where would you want to live if you could move anywhere in the world ? - Australia : The Land Where EVERYTHING Can Kill You .
9) Are you experiencing any burning sensation when you urinate ? - No . Not since I stopped drinking paint thinner . Knocks on wood .
10) Do you have a favorite book or author ? - I love pretty much anything from H.P. Lovecraft . I owe all of my creepiness to him .
11) Are you a Republican , Democrat , or Other ? - Other .
12) If you answered Republican to #11 , are you thinking of changing affiliations since G.W. took office ? - No . I said I was Other .
13) If you answered Republican to #11 and No to #12 , have you been able to achieve double digits on your I.Q. test yet ? - I said I was OTHER , god dammit!!!! Why do I keep asking myself the same questions????
14) Do you have any irrational fears ? - Creepy crawlies like spiders , centipedes , etc . They give me the Heebie Jeebies . I also fear zombies .
15) Do you currently have a significant other ? - Nope . I dont like the word single though , it sounds so tragic . I prefer romantically challenged .
16) When seeking a significant other , what is the main thing you look for ? - Sense of humor . For those of you who regularly read my journal , you know that if you dont have a sense of humor you will hate me , or I will hate you .
17) What is your current drink of choice ? - Yuengling beer . MmmmmmmmmmmYuengling .
18) Whats your favorite thing to do in your spare time ? - I LOVES me some movies . Id go to the movies every day if I had the money .
19) Have you ever killed another human being ? - No . Why ? What did you hear ?
20) Have you ever killed SEVERAL people ? - Stop looking at me like that . Youre making me nervous .
21) Where were you on the night of January 18th 2004 ? - I think I was , uhhhm( DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING . )working ? Yeah . I was at work .
22) Tell us something that youve done that people might be surprised to know ? - ( DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING . )Actually , Ive gone skydiving a few times . Yes . Its scary as hell , but also really cool .
23) If you had a llama , what would you name it ? - Dolly .
24) Do you speak any other languages besides English ? - I speak bad Spanish . Mi lapiz es grande y Amarillo ( My pencil is big and yellow ) .
25) Whats your favorite food ? - My moms home-made lasagna .
26) Do you believe in U.F.O.s , ghosts , bigfoot , etc. ? - Yes .
27) If you answered Yes to #26 , have you had any weird experiences or sightings that affected your belief ? - Not really . Like Agent Mulder I want to believe .
28) If you answered Yes to #26 , what the hell is it about alien anal probes ? I mean what , exactly , do they hope to uncover by looking in a human beings ass ? - UhhhmI dont know .
29) What is the one thing that youd like to do before you check out ? - Id love to go on an expedition into the jungle . Ever since I saw King Kong , Ive wanted to go into some untamed jungle looking for some mysterious thing .
30) If you could be anything , what would you be ? - Happy .
Thats it . Thats all Ive got . I hope you learned something about me , and I hope to learn some things about yinz .
TinfoilHaloover and out .
SUPER HAPPY FUN LISTO DOOM
1) Your name aint CYBERSEX DEMON-666 , so what the hell is it ? - Bill
2) What do you do to earn your meager wages ? Feel free to spice it up you know , like you do on your resume . - Shipping / Receiving & Inventory Specialist for a large retail furniture distribution center .
3) If you were a tree , what kind of tree would you be ? - Mexican Fighting Tree .
4) What lineage are you ? - Pretty much full German .
5) Are you experienced ? - Yes . Thanks for asking .
6) Do you own any pets ? - No . Unfortunately , no pets are allowed in my apartment as per landlord .
7) What would be you dream pet ? - Ring tailed lemur or possibly a midget .
8) Where would you want to live if you could move anywhere in the world ? - Australia : The Land Where EVERYTHING Can Kill You .
9) Are you experiencing any burning sensation when you urinate ? - No . Not since I stopped drinking paint thinner . Knocks on wood .
10) Do you have a favorite book or author ? - I love pretty much anything from H.P. Lovecraft . I owe all of my creepiness to him .
11) Are you a Republican , Democrat , or Other ? - Other .
12) If you answered Republican to #11 , are you thinking of changing affiliations since G.W. took office ? - No . I said I was Other .
13) If you answered Republican to #11 and No to #12 , have you been able to achieve double digits on your I.Q. test yet ? - I said I was OTHER , god dammit!!!! Why do I keep asking myself the same questions????
14) Do you have any irrational fears ? - Creepy crawlies like spiders , centipedes , etc . They give me the Heebie Jeebies . I also fear zombies .
15) Do you currently have a significant other ? - Nope . I dont like the word single though , it sounds so tragic . I prefer romantically challenged .
16) When seeking a significant other , what is the main thing you look for ? - Sense of humor . For those of you who regularly read my journal , you know that if you dont have a sense of humor you will hate me , or I will hate you .
17) What is your current drink of choice ? - Yuengling beer . MmmmmmmmmmmYuengling .
18) Whats your favorite thing to do in your spare time ? - I LOVES me some movies . Id go to the movies every day if I had the money .
19) Have you ever killed another human being ? - No . Why ? What did you hear ?
20) Have you ever killed SEVERAL people ? - Stop looking at me like that . Youre making me nervous .
21) Where were you on the night of January 18th 2004 ? - I think I was , uhhhm( DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING . )working ? Yeah . I was at work .
22) Tell us something that youve done that people might be surprised to know ? - ( DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING , DONT SAY KILLING . )Actually , Ive gone skydiving a few times . Yes . Its scary as hell , but also really cool .
23) If you had a llama , what would you name it ? - Dolly .
24) Do you speak any other languages besides English ? - I speak bad Spanish . Mi lapiz es grande y Amarillo ( My pencil is big and yellow ) .
25) Whats your favorite food ? - My moms home-made lasagna .
26) Do you believe in U.F.O.s , ghosts , bigfoot , etc. ? - Yes .
27) If you answered Yes to #26 , have you had any weird experiences or sightings that affected your belief ? - Not really . Like Agent Mulder I want to believe .
28) If you answered Yes to #26 , what the hell is it about alien anal probes ? I mean what , exactly , do they hope to uncover by looking in a human beings ass ? - UhhhmI dont know .
29) What is the one thing that youd like to do before you check out ? - Id love to go on an expedition into the jungle . Ever since I saw King Kong , Ive wanted to go into some untamed jungle looking for some mysterious thing .
30) If you could be anything , what would you be ? - Happy .
Thats it . Thats all Ive got . I hope you learned something about me , and I hope to learn some things about yinz .
TinfoilHaloover and out .
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God help me, if I become that. Kill me swiftly.
I loved that story. I'm a happy Hexe/bitch again.
So, the price of tea in China, hey? Damn skippy!