As I was slacking off in our fabulous break room at work , I purchased a candy bar to give my drowsy ass a little sugar rush to keep me goin' when I came upon a startling realization . I have absolutely NO fucking idea what "nougat" is . 
Did they ever teach the nougat group of the food pyramid in high school , 'cause I must have cut that particular class . I mean , I've finally come to terms with the fact that NOBODY knows what the hell Yoo-Hoo "chocolate drink" is . I read an article once claiming that it was some sort of accidental bi-product created by the military at Area-51 while trying to discover a new form of rocket fuel , but I can't prove it . But NOUGAT...There are so damn many candy bars that have nougat in them , but do we REALLY know anything about it ? It could be magical pixie shit for all we know!!!! It could be some huge practical joke being played on us by Willy Wonka and his evil band of Oompa-Loompas !!!! You should NEVER trust singing midgets!!!! Oh man...I...uhhh...hold on a second . I just went and looked it up . Nougat is a paste made out of honey or sugar in which nuts are placed . FUCK ME!!!! It's even worse than I thought!!!! Some sick bastard's have been putting their NUTS in this stuff and then they're putting it in candy bars!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE , STOP EATING ANYTHING WITH NOUGAT IN IT!!!!!!! I'm think I'm gonna' be sick...
Did they ever teach the nougat group of the food pyramid in high school , 'cause I must have cut that particular class . I mean , I've finally come to terms with the fact that NOBODY knows what the hell Yoo-Hoo "chocolate drink" is . I read an article once claiming that it was some sort of accidental bi-product created by the military at Area-51 while trying to discover a new form of rocket fuel , but I can't prove it . But NOUGAT...There are so damn many candy bars that have nougat in them , but do we REALLY know anything about it ? It could be magical pixie shit for all we know!!!! It could be some huge practical joke being played on us by Willy Wonka and his evil band of Oompa-Loompas !!!! You should NEVER trust singing midgets!!!! Oh man...I...uhhh...hold on a second . I just went and looked it up . Nougat is a paste made out of honey or sugar in which nuts are placed . FUCK ME!!!! It's even worse than I thought!!!! Some sick bastard's have been putting their NUTS in this stuff and then they're putting it in candy bars!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE , STOP EATING ANYTHING WITH NOUGAT IN IT!!!!!!! I'm think I'm gonna' be sick...
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sicily:
for some reason i thought nougat involved eggs
alexis:
So thats what nougat is! I thought it was just a vehicle for the chocolate to ride on. To make the candy bar volumous. Ever have an egg-cream drink at a trendy place that pretends its an old diner? It contains neither eggs or cream. no it's like soda and chocolate syrup