You know what I'd like to do ? Start sneaking super high calorie mayo and/or Weight Gain 5000 into Jared's Subway subs and make him balloon up to a big fat ass again , so he will just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!! 
You hear him bitching about how bad Big Macs are for you and how good Subway is . I got news for you douchebag , if you eat twelve Subway subs a day you're gonna get fat too . Same as if you eat an occasional Big Mac and know enough to not stuff your fucking gullet full of fast food every day you WON'T get fat . You should kneel down and THANK GOD that McDonalds created the Big Mac , because if you never got fat in the first place you'd be NOTHING right now . You're famous BECAUSE you were fat , you fucking asshat!!! This is the equivalent of Paris Hilton having a TV commercial telling people not to videotape themselves having sex!!!! Now STOP interrupting my fucking football games with your skinny preachin' ass . I'd rather see jolly fat guys talking about beer and twins .
You hear him bitching about how bad Big Macs are for you and how good Subway is . I got news for you douchebag , if you eat twelve Subway subs a day you're gonna get fat too . Same as if you eat an occasional Big Mac and know enough to not stuff your fucking gullet full of fast food every day you WON'T get fat . You should kneel down and THANK GOD that McDonalds created the Big Mac , because if you never got fat in the first place you'd be NOTHING right now . You're famous BECAUSE you were fat , you fucking asshat!!! This is the equivalent of Paris Hilton having a TV commercial telling people not to videotape themselves having sex!!!! Now STOP interrupting my fucking football games with your skinny preachin' ass . I'd rather see jolly fat guys talking about beer and twins .
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