I've said this before and I'll say it again , I HATE driving in downtown Pittsburgh . I specifically hate driving INTO downtown Pittsburgh . Explain this to me if you will...WHY , when you're driving at a comfortable 60-65mph , do you suddenly feel the need to slow to 35-40mph just because you're going through a fucking tunnel?????WHY????? I promise you my foolish little motorists , they will not close the other end without telling you ( Unless I become mayor for some horrible reason. In which case you're all screwed . ) . You can maintain a normal speed ALL THE WAY THROUGH the goddamn tunnel!!!! Sweet Lucifer's beard that drives me nuts . 
That is why cars should be outfitted with machine guns .
That is why cars should be outfitted with machine guns .
come on if you're gonna dream, dream big.