UGGGGGGH!!!!
I have been working the 9:00pm to 5:00am shift now for three full weeks now , and I think I have officially turned into a vampire . Unfortunately I have NO vampire related super powers . No unkillability ( At least I don't think so . Nobody's tried to kill me within the last three weeks . ) , no ability to turn into various cool things like bats , wolves , or mist , no hypnotic gaze . All that I got was the unfortunate side effect of bursting into flames when the sun hits me . I got TOTALLY ripped off .
I wish I would have turned into a leprechaun instead . I do a pretty impressive Irish accent , I look good in green shorts...and I wouldn't be engulfed in horrific flames every time I go out to get the mail during the day .
I have been working the 9:00pm to 5:00am shift now for three full weeks now , and I think I have officially turned into a vampire . Unfortunately I have NO vampire related super powers . No unkillability ( At least I don't think so . Nobody's tried to kill me within the last three weeks . ) , no ability to turn into various cool things like bats , wolves , or mist , no hypnotic gaze . All that I got was the unfortunate side effect of bursting into flames when the sun hits me . I got TOTALLY ripped off .
I wish I would have turned into a leprechaun instead . I do a pretty impressive Irish accent , I look good in green shorts...and I wouldn't be engulfed in horrific flames every time I go out to get the mail during the day .
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The article said the explosion occured about 2.8 million years ago and homo habilis is said to have begun 2.2 million years ago. Sure, there's a gap of, what, roughly 400,000 years? But mutations only occur overnight in comics. And the early humans were walking around in soil that was layered with the radiation. I guess that would be kind of like living next to a power plant.