Okay . Since I don't have anything really planned for Halloween , I've got three options . 1) I could go to a party that's an hour drive away full of mostly people that I don't know , OR 2) I could just go downtown and find a seedy dive bar and hang out with a bunch of drunk people in costumes , OR 3) Go in to work . 
Option three is RIGHT out . Fuck 'em . Option one is slightly tempting because there will be at least one cute girl there that I know , but AN HOUR DRIVE!!!! Not likely . Option three is starting to look like the best option even though it's slightly depressing .
Oooooh...wait . I forgot option FOUR . I could dress up like a C.H.U.D. and wander around my neighborhood scaring the bejesus out of the locals...and possibly eating them . Well you've gotta' stay in character if you're portraying a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller . The KEY word is CANNIBALISTIC , right ? Anybody else weant to join my C.H.U.D. posse ? We could start shit with the local flesh eating zombies and have a rumble . It'll be like the videos for "Beat It" AND "Thriller" all rolled up into one big monstrous fun-filled package . Yes . THAT sounds like a damn fine plan .
Option three is RIGHT out . Fuck 'em . Option one is slightly tempting because there will be at least one cute girl there that I know , but AN HOUR DRIVE!!!! Not likely . Option three is starting to look like the best option even though it's slightly depressing .
Oooooh...wait . I forgot option FOUR . I could dress up like a C.H.U.D. and wander around my neighborhood scaring the bejesus out of the locals...and possibly eating them . Well you've gotta' stay in character if you're portraying a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller . The KEY word is CANNIBALISTIC , right ? Anybody else weant to join my C.H.U.D. posse ? We could start shit with the local flesh eating zombies and have a rumble . It'll be like the videos for "Beat It" AND "Thriller" all rolled up into one big monstrous fun-filled package . Yes . THAT sounds like a damn fine plan .
Oh, a friend of mine were recently discussing vampires and werewolves and the subject of killing them came up. We couldn't agree about whether or not blowing them up with rocket launcher or grenades or what have you would actually kill them or if they'd still be alive, just in a bunch of pieces. So as the only horror movie expert I know, I'm asking you to settle this.