tinfoilhalo

Not to be morbid , but have you ever stopped to think " What would be the COOLEST way to die ? " . I'm not suicidal or depressed or anything , I'm just saying . Everybody's gotta die . So what would be the most memorable and impressive way to go ? Well , the bar has just been raised people . Recently Justin Strzelcyk , a former lineman for my hometown team the Pittsburgh Steelers , died in one of the most magnificently crazy ways possible . After a minor hit and run incident he fled the police in his pick-up truck . First , he was involved in a high speed chase with the cops (Which is cool ) . It's what happened next that catapults him into legendary status . Apparently the police were asking for help in trying to identify the person at the wheel of the speeding truck . A tractor trailer driver , who may have intercepted the police broadcast on a scanner , pulled his truck across the highway to stop the speeder . Strzelcyk swirved into the OTHER lane and proceeded to haul ass for the next three miles in the opposing lane . Any time the police got close to him he would hurl empty beer bottles at their cars and flip them off ( Brilliant!!! ) . The cops even threw down their "Stop Sticks" which puncture the tires of motorists . HE STILL KEPT GOING . The chase finally ended when he tried to swerve around another tractor trailer and his pick-up slamming head on into a tanker truck full of flammable chemicals and exploded in a huge ball of fire . Amazingly , the truck driver escaped with minor injuries . Sadly , Strzelcyk did not .

Yes , it's tragic that one of the toughest and coolest players that the Steelers ever had died . But DAMN!!!! What a way to go . That is something that could have been right out of a Hollywood action movie . It's almost like it was staged or something . THAT is a truly memorable death . When I go , I can only HOPE that it's in a way that's that impressive . I think one of my friends said it best " Strzelcyk was always one of the manliest and toughest motherfuckers to ever play for the Steelers . Now , even in death , he's STILL cooler than all of us . " TRUE .

R.I.P. Justin Strzelcyk .