I finally got to go out and have some much needed fun last night . I also got to hang out with the always lovely and decidedly un-dainty Ms.yebutz and the husky and also un-dainty Mr. destro . I hadn't gotten to actually see them for quite some time . BIG FUN . I did learn a very important lesson as well . Drinking a shot of (warm
) jagermeister WITH dinner isn't a good idea . It's like I'm eating food and then I do a shot of liquor and my poor stomach just got confused . There was no vomiting involved , thank god . Just trust me and DON'T try that little experiment in digestive abuse .
Then as I was getting ready to go home , I had parked by one of my old favorite bars on Pittsburgh's South Side called Jekyll and Hyde's . Yebutz and myself had originally stopped there earlier and it was completely empty . Before I left I decided to stop and visit the restroom as my "tank" was full . I walk in and it's just wall to wall people . The weirdest thing is that the guy working the door was an old friend of mine who I hadn't seen in about two years . Needless to say , I couldn't make it through the wall of drunks between me and the restroom . Now something completely unexpected and mysterious happened . My friend proceeded to get me free beer . THIS is good on most occasions , but I REALLY had to pee when I came in . I figured I'd drink ANOTHER beer and my bladder would literally explode . But it DIDN'T . Not only did I not wet myself like an infant after an apple juice binge , but I completely LOST the urge to go . I had another beer and half of a Coke with absolutely NO desire to urinate . Is it possible that I "short circuited" my bladder ? I'm no expert on anatomy and physiology , but I AM an expert in drinking . There is NO WAY that once you have to take a beer pee and you add MORE beer that you shouldn't implode or something . But I DIDN'T . I feel kind of like Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable" .
Regardless of the minor miracle that transpired last night , I DID have an awsome time . Thanks to all parties involved . We must get together for more chaos and hijinks very soon .


Then as I was getting ready to go home , I had parked by one of my old favorite bars on Pittsburgh's South Side called Jekyll and Hyde's . Yebutz and myself had originally stopped there earlier and it was completely empty . Before I left I decided to stop and visit the restroom as my "tank" was full . I walk in and it's just wall to wall people . The weirdest thing is that the guy working the door was an old friend of mine who I hadn't seen in about two years . Needless to say , I couldn't make it through the wall of drunks between me and the restroom . Now something completely unexpected and mysterious happened . My friend proceeded to get me free beer . THIS is good on most occasions , but I REALLY had to pee when I came in . I figured I'd drink ANOTHER beer and my bladder would literally explode . But it DIDN'T . Not only did I not wet myself like an infant after an apple juice binge , but I completely LOST the urge to go . I had another beer and half of a Coke with absolutely NO desire to urinate . Is it possible that I "short circuited" my bladder ? I'm no expert on anatomy and physiology , but I AM an expert in drinking . There is NO WAY that once you have to take a beer pee and you add MORE beer that you shouldn't implode or something . But I DIDN'T . I feel kind of like Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable" .

Regardless of the minor miracle that transpired last night , I DID have an awsome time . Thanks to all parties involved . We must get together for more chaos and hijinks very soon .

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tiamat:
yucky. jager is yucky. but then again i am not an alcohol tuffy like you 

cherry:
Love to you, Mr Halo. I'm sorry I've been so neglectful of your journal.

