tinfoilhalo

Well , on Saturday my employer is paying for me to return to New Haven , CT and witness the destruction that I wrought there a few months back . Hopefully I'll just get to sit back and bask in the chaos of the dreaded GRAND OPENING . I also hope to see one of the only cool , un-married girls that I met up there . I figure since I'm not having much luck in my own state , I'll try to hook up in another . Although that theory fell apart in Maryland . I stil feel that the theory itself is sound . Wish me luck on the grand experiment that is my misguided life .

So in conclusion , I'll be away from my beloved computer until August 8th . I'll even miss celebrating my birthday in The 'Burgh . So on Aug. 6th everybody just PRETEND I'm there and have a few drinks for me , and if you can make balloon animals that'd be pretty cool too . I want a balloon lemur .

Yinz guys hold the fort down whilst I'm away . And remember... Life is like a box of chocolates , the only problem is that some of those chocolates are filled with a sweet , chewy , nougat center of DOOM!!!! SO BEWARE .