Well , I've shaken my flu symptoms...FINALLY . Man , did THAT suck !!! I am alive and kickin' , though . So all's well .
HOLY CRAP!!!!! The Discovery Channel is airing a show called "B-Movie Monsters" featuring the movie that launched my dubious carreer of writing a crappy monster movie review column called FEAR FROM YESTER-YEAR for a friend's website . THE KILLER SHREWS!!!!!! Goddamn that's one goofy-ass movie right there , my friends . Chock full O' good material for comedy though . It's about time somebody else realized this movie's potential for wackiness . I sure do loves me some cheesy old horror movies . I'm the guy who buys those DVD sets that offer 9 movies for just $6.95 . You can find some crap-tastic gems in those discount bins . You gots to have a strong stomach and low expectations and a LOT of free time to subject yourself to this kind of cinematic torture , though . It ain't for everybody .
TinfoilHalo's Made Up Word of the Day : BEERJACULATION - From the words Beer ( A tasty alcoholic beverage made from yeast and barley ) and Ejaculation ( Forcefully expel from something ) . This word can be used to describe the explosion of beer that erupts from a can of your favorite ale that has been shaken within an inch of its born on date . It can also be said that if you clunk the bottom of your bottle on top of somebody elses bottle you can cause premature beerjaculation . Example : After Jorge whanged his buddy Pepe's bottle with his own , the Beerjaculation from Pepe's bottle caused him to awkwardly recreate a scene from the porno movie "Deep Throat" in the middle of a crowded cantina . Jorge later passed out and Pepe got his revenge by taping a carrot to his "amigo's " genitals and leaving him in the middle of a corral full of hungry burros .
Enjoy THAT mental image .
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HOLY CRAP!!!!! The Discovery Channel is airing a show called "B-Movie Monsters" featuring the movie that launched my dubious carreer of writing a crappy monster movie review column called FEAR FROM YESTER-YEAR for a friend's website . THE KILLER SHREWS!!!!!! Goddamn that's one goofy-ass movie right there , my friends . Chock full O' good material for comedy though . It's about time somebody else realized this movie's potential for wackiness . I sure do loves me some cheesy old horror movies . I'm the guy who buys those DVD sets that offer 9 movies for just $6.95 . You can find some crap-tastic gems in those discount bins . You gots to have a strong stomach and low expectations and a LOT of free time to subject yourself to this kind of cinematic torture , though . It ain't for everybody .
TinfoilHalo's Made Up Word of the Day : BEERJACULATION - From the words Beer ( A tasty alcoholic beverage made from yeast and barley ) and Ejaculation ( Forcefully expel from something ) . This word can be used to describe the explosion of beer that erupts from a can of your favorite ale that has been shaken within an inch of its born on date . It can also be said that if you clunk the bottom of your bottle on top of somebody elses bottle you can cause premature beerjaculation . Example : After Jorge whanged his buddy Pepe's bottle with his own , the Beerjaculation from Pepe's bottle caused him to awkwardly recreate a scene from the porno movie "Deep Throat" in the middle of a crowded cantina . Jorge later passed out and Pepe got his revenge by taping a carrot to his "amigo's " genitals and leaving him in the middle of a corral full of hungry burros .
Enjoy THAT mental image .
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clara:
I'm glad you defined it because I was thinking more along the lines of beer + regurgitation.
clara:
You are so right.