tinfoilhalo

For those of you who tuned in to my last journal entry , I found out what was wrong with my evil computer . He went out and caught himself a nasty virus!!!!

You try to be a good parent and warn your computer about the dangers of the world , but they never listen . I said to him " HAL ," I said , 'cause that's his name . "HAL...you can't just go out and stick your hard drive into any old USB port off the 'net. There are some right skanky little vixens out there that will interface with any Tom , Dick , or Clear Blue who comes along . When you exchange data with her , you're exchanging data with EVERYONE that that she has exchanged data with as well . You've gotta' back up your disk before you insert it , buddy . " But NOOOOOOOOOO.......he didn't listen to me . He went off into the 'net and met some exotic Sony laptop in a chatroom , one thing leads to another and...( Cue Tech-Porn music...Wakka Chikka Bzzzt Bzzzt , Wakka Chikka Bzzzt Bzzzt.) Well , who's laughing now HAL?????????

Anyway , I took him to the clinic and he got his system checked out . The technician removed the virus ( Luickily it was one that required a quick shot of Norton Anti-Virus , and it wasn't one of those ones that stays with you FOREVER ) . He's pretty embarrassed about the whole thing , and promises to be more careful in the future . What are you gonna' do ? Those computers...always thinking with their CPU's .