tinfoilhalo

I was sitting here watching Animal Planet and I was thinking...Do you think the animals that the nature show host picks out and says " Look there . Isn't that a GLORIOUS specimen " or whatever , get conceited ? I mean they ARE movie stars in a way .

I just picture some animal strutting around going " WHO'S alpha now , BEEEYOTCH????? Huh???? They picked ME , baby . I'M a "glorious specimen" . They didn't even notice YOU over there licking yourself . Oooooh...Mr. Scary Growling Guy!!!! Talk to the ass , 'cause I'm walking...AWAY . "

If I were an animal , I'd be a Prickapotamus .

If I were a tree , what kind of tree would I be ?

Mexican Fighting Tree .

P.S. I also wonder if the animals have a betting pool or something going to see who FINALLY kills Steve " The Croc Hunter" Irwin ?They're like " I've got two rancid wildebeast carcasses that says Frank the Lion eats his dumb Australian ass " . "NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!! I'll see your two wildebeast , and RAISE you one of my mates that says it's a SNAKE that puts him in 'da ground . You ever see that silly bastard running around grabbing cobras by the tail??? Then he's like "OH!!! Why are you so grumpy???" Because I'm a friggin COBRA , jackass!!!! The other animals don't disrespect me like this . What makes you think I'll let a guy in khaki shorts wearing a mullet screw with me???? Me and my posse are gonna do a slither-by invenomation on your punk ass!!! WORD BITCH!!!! .



I watch too much T.V.