Okay . I'm less bitter today now that V-Day is gone for another year , so I decided to change my "angry" journal . I still wish that I had a "Tommy Gun " though . 
It's not necessarily for gunning down annoying PEOPLE ( Although there ARE plenty of them out there that need it ) , but for "Squirly Huntin' " . Why do I need a Thompson's Sub-Machine Gun for hunting squirrels ? You haven't seen the squirrels around here , pal . Like mountain lions , they are!!! The bushy tailed predators leap out of trees and snatch up the neighborhood kids and stuff them in a tree to stash away for later .
You city folks just don't know the perils that people who live around wooded areas face .
It's not necessarily for gunning down annoying PEOPLE ( Although there ARE plenty of them out there that need it ) , but for "Squirly Huntin' " . Why do I need a Thompson's Sub-Machine Gun for hunting squirrels ? You haven't seen the squirrels around here , pal . Like mountain lions , they are!!! The bushy tailed predators leap out of trees and snatch up the neighborhood kids and stuff them in a tree to stash away for later .
You city folks just don't know the perils that people who live around wooded areas face .
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But a job that pays me to fly in a funny outfit? HEAVEN.