You ever have that one friend that always gets you to do stupid shit that you would never normally do? Well , I have three of those friends . Apparently they're all conspiring to destroy my liver . They all seem to ask me to go hang out at the bar with them on different nights . Sometimes everybody meets up at one time for a mass drunkfest . It's beginning to wear me down . Drinking on Monday , Tuesday, Wednesday , Friday , and Saturday is hard . I know professional Olympic class drinkers who can't do that . It's madness I say . MADNESS!!! 
Maybe I'll take up a more healthy and constructive hobby like fire eating , or alligator wrestling .
Maybe I'll take up a more healthy and constructive hobby like fire eating , or alligator wrestling .