I'm chillin in Charlotte,NC for a week and I gots to say that I do NOT miss the cold-ass wintery weather back home . It was warm,sunny and 63 effin degrees today . Suck it Jack Frost!!! 
I'm house sitting for my sister who went on a cruise with her boyfriend . I get to hold down the fort and deal with her three maniacal cats while she's cruising to St. Thomas!!!! Somehow this seems unfair . At least I'm warm .
Anybody know anything to do in the NC area? Better yet , anybody want to come visit ? I don't know anybody down here except for the afore mentioned maniacal cats , and they aren't much for conversation . Oh well , I'll have to go out and do some recon and look up some trouble to get into .
The offer still stands if anybody wants to visit , but you have to take a turn feeding & cleaning the litter boxes of the three fur monsters . They are quite demanding .
THIS JUST IN...
Did you all see the news footage of the cavalcade of rodents in Taco Bell / KFC ????
That's HORRIBLE . I mean , you should , at least, get a discount if half of your bucket of chicken is rat . I thought that I was correct in believing that chickens didn't have long skinny tails . Next time I'll order a Bur-rat-o . HA!!!! See what I did there . I put "RAT" into Burrito . Ha,ha!!!
Fuck I'm bored .
I'm house sitting for my sister who went on a cruise with her boyfriend . I get to hold down the fort and deal with her three maniacal cats while she's cruising to St. Thomas!!!! Somehow this seems unfair . At least I'm warm .
Anybody know anything to do in the NC area? Better yet , anybody want to come visit ? I don't know anybody down here except for the afore mentioned maniacal cats , and they aren't much for conversation . Oh well , I'll have to go out and do some recon and look up some trouble to get into .
The offer still stands if anybody wants to visit , but you have to take a turn feeding & cleaning the litter boxes of the three fur monsters . They are quite demanding .
THIS JUST IN...
Did you all see the news footage of the cavalcade of rodents in Taco Bell / KFC ????
That's HORRIBLE . I mean , you should , at least, get a discount if half of your bucket of chicken is rat . I thought that I was correct in believing that chickens didn't have long skinny tails . Next time I'll order a Bur-rat-o . HA!!!! See what I did there . I put "RAT" into Burrito . Ha,ha!!!
Fuck I'm bored .
saraphine:
Hello Foily! Having fun? I have 2 monstrous cats. It makes life hard, that's for sure. So when is this drinking convention happening? Unfortunately, I am taking a break from the booze. Am I lame or what?? I just can't hang anymore! I get bad hangovers after a measly 3 or 4 beers. 
Me= old.
Me= old.
saraphine:
That was a beautiful link.....