I have a couple of un-related things that I'd like to lay out there for all you cats and kittens . Here we go...
First and foremost , I would like to extend a giant "Washington Monument Sized" middle finger to my high school guidance counsellor who said that I would never ammount to anything , and would never be able to do great things because repeated huffing of formaldehyde in the biology lab had caused irreperable damage to my brain . YUCK FOU!!!! Ha,ha,ha,ha!!!I have done something monumental . I have figured out how we can eliminate AIDS . Yes , I did .It's not necessarily a cure for those who already have it , but a way for nobody else to get it . It's so simple too . People...STOP DRIVING IN THE H.I.V. LANES ON THE HIGHWAY!!!! Yeah , it's almost like you're just asking for it when you pull into that lane . It's...what? What do you mean? H.O.V???? What the hell does that stand for???High Occupancy Vehicles??? Oh...it...OH YEAH. That makes a lot more sense . Huh. Uhhhm....I would like to retract my previous statement declaring my awsomeness . You should all just forget what I said and go on about your business .
Next...Ghost Rider SUCKS!!!!! Yet another example of when bad movies happen to good characters . Don't get me wrong . There were a few cool parts in the movie . Individual parts of that movie worked really well . Sam fucking Elliot is one of the coolest guys in Hollywood , and Peter Fondsa plays a damn fine Mephistopheles . Hell , even Nic Cage was pretty good . The effects were also amazing . Ghost Rider looked great . The fire effects looked great . Now for the big BUT . BUT... the director is apparently a fucking retard who can't put together all of these GOOD elements to make a GOOD movie . This thing is all over the place . Rules are set up and then immediately contradicted , the main bad guys could be beaten by an angry troupe of Girl Scouts looking to collect their cookie money , and you really never give two shits about any of the characters because they have nothing really interesting to do or say . Save your money and buy the reprints of the old Ghost Rider comic book . It'll be far more satisfying for any true G.R. fans .
Cherry Coke Zero is the tits, y'all . It's mighty tasty . Go get yourself some .
I can't wait to see Tarantino and Rodriguez's new flick Grindhouse . It looks to be truly cheese-tastic . I mean that in a good way . Amputated strippers with M-16 assault rifles for a leg???? Machete wielding Mexicans jumping motorcylces???? Don't forget KURT RUSSELL making a much deserved return to the movie badass type role that made him great . It should be a great summer movie . I wonder if ONLY strippers can have high powered weapons grafted to their bodies???? I, for one, would LOVE to have a flamethrower for an arm or something . Although that would make going to the bathroom a potential tragedy . On second though , maybe I'll pass .
I have to say that I STILL hate winter . I am hereby pledging my undying allegiance to global warming . G.W. if you need a henchman or something . You know , to hit people with baseball bats or push down old ladies , I'm your man . You concentrate on getting rid of winter , I'll take care of your light work . Next February I want to be wearing shorts and going swimming...without the hypothermia . So get crackin' Global Warming . Let's cook some glaciers, baby!!!!
TFH...over and out .
First and foremost , I would like to extend a giant "Washington Monument Sized" middle finger to my high school guidance counsellor who said that I would never ammount to anything , and would never be able to do great things because repeated huffing of formaldehyde in the biology lab had caused irreperable damage to my brain . YUCK FOU!!!! Ha,ha,ha,ha!!!I have done something monumental . I have figured out how we can eliminate AIDS . Yes , I did .It's not necessarily a cure for those who already have it , but a way for nobody else to get it . It's so simple too . People...STOP DRIVING IN THE H.I.V. LANES ON THE HIGHWAY!!!! Yeah , it's almost like you're just asking for it when you pull into that lane . It's...what? What do you mean? H.O.V???? What the hell does that stand for???High Occupancy Vehicles??? Oh...it...OH YEAH. That makes a lot more sense . Huh. Uhhhm....I would like to retract my previous statement declaring my awsomeness . You should all just forget what I said and go on about your business .
Next...Ghost Rider SUCKS!!!!! Yet another example of when bad movies happen to good characters . Don't get me wrong . There were a few cool parts in the movie . Individual parts of that movie worked really well . Sam fucking Elliot is one of the coolest guys in Hollywood , and Peter Fondsa plays a damn fine Mephistopheles . Hell , even Nic Cage was pretty good . The effects were also amazing . Ghost Rider looked great . The fire effects looked great . Now for the big BUT . BUT... the director is apparently a fucking retard who can't put together all of these GOOD elements to make a GOOD movie . This thing is all over the place . Rules are set up and then immediately contradicted , the main bad guys could be beaten by an angry troupe of Girl Scouts looking to collect their cookie money , and you really never give two shits about any of the characters because they have nothing really interesting to do or say . Save your money and buy the reprints of the old Ghost Rider comic book . It'll be far more satisfying for any true G.R. fans .
Cherry Coke Zero is the tits, y'all . It's mighty tasty . Go get yourself some .
I can't wait to see Tarantino and Rodriguez's new flick Grindhouse . It looks to be truly cheese-tastic . I mean that in a good way . Amputated strippers with M-16 assault rifles for a leg???? Machete wielding Mexicans jumping motorcylces???? Don't forget KURT RUSSELL making a much deserved return to the movie badass type role that made him great . It should be a great summer movie . I wonder if ONLY strippers can have high powered weapons grafted to their bodies???? I, for one, would LOVE to have a flamethrower for an arm or something . Although that would make going to the bathroom a potential tragedy . On second though , maybe I'll pass .
I have to say that I STILL hate winter . I am hereby pledging my undying allegiance to global warming . G.W. if you need a henchman or something . You know , to hit people with baseball bats or push down old ladies , I'm your man . You concentrate on getting rid of winter , I'll take care of your light work . Next February I want to be wearing shorts and going swimming...without the hypothermia . So get crackin' Global Warming . Let's cook some glaciers, baby!!!!
TFH...over and out .