tinfoilhalo

Hope y'all had a good Christmannakwaanzakah .

All this "politically correct " bullshit really comes to a head around this time of year doesn't it ? You can't wish people a Merry Christmas , Happy Hannakuh , Pleasant Kwaanza , or Enjoyable Winter Festival Of Joyousness because some asshat will inevitably become "offended" and cry to the media which will then blow the whole goddamn thing out of proportion and ruin EVERYBODY'S holiday .

I heard some story about this woman who was starting a campaign to stop telling kids about Santa Claus because she thought that lying to children would cause them to grow up to be criminals and deviants . WHAT THE FUCK EVER .

And what the fuck is this X-Mas crap ? Are we celebrating the birth of the X-Men ? 'Cause I would get behind that movement . Nothing says holiday cheer like super powered mutants duking it out with the forces of evil . We could have a giant metallic Russian dude dressed in red and white named Santa Colossus and sing Silent Nightcrawler and Frosty the Iceman . That would fucking RULE . Come to think of it , I kinda' like this idea . MERRY X-MAS TO ALL , AND TO ALL A SUPER POWER PRODUCING X-GENE THAT WILL MAKE YOU INTO A SOCIAL OUTCAST WHO FIGHTS TO DEFEND A WORLD THAT HATES AND FEARS YOU!!!! HO,HO,HO!!!!!