Who else here loves PEZ ? 
PEZ may be the greatest creation ever wrought by man . Sure , it's essentially just plain old candy . But when you put it in a cartoon headed plastic dispensor ...it becomes magical . PEZ has tought me many valuable lessons throughout my life . Some of these lessons include...
1) If you see any cartoon headed creature , merely snap its' head back and receive a bounty of candy goodness . I learned that lesson a little too well . I'm still banned from Disneyland .
2) If you eat enough PEZ you will gain superhuman powers . At one point I ate so much PEZ that the sugar supercharged my body . I could run 75 mph and see through solid objects . I then ate more PEZ and gained the ability to time travel . I think my heart stopped and I woke up six hours in the future...in a hospital . AWSOME!!!
3) PEZ has also tought me the joy of giving . Those little cartoon friends shared their tasty candy with me so very many times . It makes me want to give too . When I die , I'm going to have myself turned into a giant PEZ dispensor . I'll have myself preserved , hollowed out , and people will be able to pop my head back and pull out giant king size Kit Kat bars or something . I'll be the coolest dead guy EVER .
Ahhh...good stuff . Now I must be off . Fare thee well my friends . Until next time , TinfoilHalo...over and out .
PEZ may be the greatest creation ever wrought by man . Sure , it's essentially just plain old candy . But when you put it in a cartoon headed plastic dispensor ...it becomes magical . PEZ has tought me many valuable lessons throughout my life . Some of these lessons include...
1) If you see any cartoon headed creature , merely snap its' head back and receive a bounty of candy goodness . I learned that lesson a little too well . I'm still banned from Disneyland .
2) If you eat enough PEZ you will gain superhuman powers . At one point I ate so much PEZ that the sugar supercharged my body . I could run 75 mph and see through solid objects . I then ate more PEZ and gained the ability to time travel . I think my heart stopped and I woke up six hours in the future...in a hospital . AWSOME!!!
3) PEZ has also tought me the joy of giving . Those little cartoon friends shared their tasty candy with me so very many times . It makes me want to give too . When I die , I'm going to have myself turned into a giant PEZ dispensor . I'll have myself preserved , hollowed out , and people will be able to pop my head back and pull out giant king size Kit Kat bars or something . I'll be the coolest dead guy EVER .
Ahhh...good stuff . Now I must be off . Fare thee well my friends . Until next time , TinfoilHalo...over and out .