HOLY SHITFIRE!!!!! 
I have gone through one of the most hellish moves of my life . It literally took me an entire month to get my phone and internet service back again!!!! If you ask me "Why did it take an entire goddamn month????" I would answer "Because of the monumental incompetence of Comcast telecommunications . Long story short...they screwed up EVERY single installation appointmet (A grand total of FIVE seperate appointments) with a stunning display of idiocy . I'm back , though . Let's not cry over spilled milk , shall we? How the hell has everybody been ? Tell me what I've missed out on over the entire month of July .
Oh , and not to be a greedy selfish prick or anything , but your Uncle Foily's birthday is coming up in a few days . If you're wondering what to get me , several cases of plastique explosives and some assault weapons with which to exact my terrible vengeance on Comcast would be a great start . Other than that...let your imagination go wild .
Hopefully I'll be talking to y'all more in depth soon . TinfoilHalo...over and out...
I have gone through one of the most hellish moves of my life . It literally took me an entire month to get my phone and internet service back again!!!! If you ask me "Why did it take an entire goddamn month????" I would answer "Because of the monumental incompetence of Comcast telecommunications . Long story short...they screwed up EVERY single installation appointmet (A grand total of FIVE seperate appointments) with a stunning display of idiocy . I'm back , though . Let's not cry over spilled milk , shall we? How the hell has everybody been ? Tell me what I've missed out on over the entire month of July .
Oh , and not to be a greedy selfish prick or anything , but your Uncle Foily's birthday is coming up in a few days . If you're wondering what to get me , several cases of plastique explosives and some assault weapons with which to exact my terrible vengeance on Comcast would be a great start . Other than that...let your imagination go wild .
Hopefully I'll be talking to y'all more in depth soon . TinfoilHalo...over and out...
Do they have to be plastic explosives? What if I get you a nuclear missile? Is it good enough?