tinfoilhalo

I have two ideas for new products to help better the world around me .

I got the first idea when I was walking past a Cinabon . It smells pretty tasty , no ? Well my product would be geared toward my pot smoking brothers and sisters . You loves you some weed , right ? But the smell is kinda' unpleasant...and incriminating . I am going to invent a bong that releases an air freshener instead of stinky pot smoke . The smell will be of freshly baked cinnamon buns . The product's name...The Cinabong , of course . Notice the "G" at the end to prevent any impending lawsuits . Maybe I can get a marketing deal WITH Cinabon because as soon as people use the Cinabong they're going to want to go to Cinabon to ease their munchies .

The second product has been long overdue . How many times have you gone out drinking with your pals only to return in a less than sober state ? In fact you are feeling..."digestively compromised" , if you catch my drift . You stumble into the bathroom and lay your head down on the toilet seat and begin praying to whatever deity will listen to spare you . Then you hurl . What usually happens then ? You pass out on the bathroom floor and wake up the next morning with puke breath and a horrible backache and crick in your neck from sleeping on the bathrrom floor to add to your hangover . NOT COOL . So I propose that a special safety mechanism be installed in your toilet . It's kind of like an airbag in a car , but it deploys on a voice activation system . You can program it for whatever..."PLEASE GOD , NO!!!!"..."I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!!!!"..."I DON'T REMEMBER EATING A SHOE????" . Whatever . Upon activation it deploys a comfy self inflating mattress for you to pass out on after your through evacuating your stomach . I call it "THE INTOXI-COT" . A handy little portable bed that will make your stay on the bathroom floor a little more enjoyable .

I'm just trying to do my part to make the world a better place . TinfoilHalo , over and out .