Things that are pissing me of at the moment...
* President Douchbag's state of the union address . The very sound of his fucking voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard .
* The fact that people seem to think that adding a "Z" to the end of a movie title instead of a "S" makes it hip and urban . (Actual Examples) - Vampirez , Zombiez , Samuraiz...oh , I could go on...but I'm not gonna' . STOP THIS NOW!!!!
* Those little candy hearts that come out around Valentines Day with sayings like "Be Mine" , "You're Sweet" , and "I Wuv You" ( "This concept of Wuv confuses and infuriates me!!!!!" Lur from Futurama ) . I want to make little candy skulls with sayings like "Please Die" , "Go Fuck Yourself" , and "These Candies Are Poisoned" .
* VALENTINES DAY!!!!! This is the biggest scam in the world . Who the hell was St. Valentine anyway , the patron saint of chocolate and jewelry ?
* To keep with my Anti-Valentines campaign...what the fuck is up with Cupid ? Why hasn't anybody arrested this little bastard ? It's cool if he goes around shooting people with a bow and arrow , but when I do it it's MURDER . That shit ain't right !!!!!
* Athletes that thank Jesus and God after every play . First off , I'm pretty sure that it wasn't Jesus who just helped you knock that quarterback's ribs into his ass or grab a friggin' ball out of the air . Secondly , why the hell aren't God and Jesus in the hall of fame ? They have to have like a GAZILLION assists under their belts .
My rage is slowly subsiding due to my senses dulling cold medication . Anger...washing away . Hatred...waning . Ahhhhh....comatose . That's the way to go through life .
* President Douchbag's state of the union address . The very sound of his fucking voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard .
* The fact that people seem to think that adding a "Z" to the end of a movie title instead of a "S" makes it hip and urban . (Actual Examples) - Vampirez , Zombiez , Samuraiz...oh , I could go on...but I'm not gonna' . STOP THIS NOW!!!!
* Those little candy hearts that come out around Valentines Day with sayings like "Be Mine" , "You're Sweet" , and "I Wuv You" ( "This concept of Wuv confuses and infuriates me!!!!!" Lur from Futurama ) . I want to make little candy skulls with sayings like "Please Die" , "Go Fuck Yourself" , and "These Candies Are Poisoned" .
* VALENTINES DAY!!!!! This is the biggest scam in the world . Who the hell was St. Valentine anyway , the patron saint of chocolate and jewelry ?
* To keep with my Anti-Valentines campaign...what the fuck is up with Cupid ? Why hasn't anybody arrested this little bastard ? It's cool if he goes around shooting people with a bow and arrow , but when I do it it's MURDER . That shit ain't right !!!!!
* Athletes that thank Jesus and God after every play . First off , I'm pretty sure that it wasn't Jesus who just helped you knock that quarterback's ribs into his ass or grab a friggin' ball out of the air . Secondly , why the hell aren't God and Jesus in the hall of fame ? They have to have like a GAZILLION assists under their belts .
My rage is slowly subsiding due to my senses dulling cold medication . Anger...washing away . Hatred...waning . Ahhhhh....comatose . That's the way to go through life .
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
saraphine:
Have I appreciated you lately? Foily-- you're the greatest. And if I was slightly buzzed at a bar, you KNOW you'd let me cut your hair....You fucking know it
kaela:
Heya! All pumped up for the Super Bowl today? 