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I just heard today that Sylvester Stallone signed on to do ANOTHER Rocky movie . Even if the last one was so fantastic that it warranted another sequel , which it most definitely was NOT , why the hell would you even bother doing it now???? Stallone's too old and hasn't made a good movie in over ten years . Whatever , I have a few ideas about what the next movie might be about...not that it matters if it even has a plot .

1 - ROCKY KONG - Rocky , who has been slipping further and further into dementia due to the massive brain damage that he has suffered from the numerous beatings that Carl Weathers , Mr. T , and Dolph Lundgren delivered to him , finally snaps and imagines he's a giant ape . He then runs amock in downtown Manhatten where finally he climbs a hot dog stand and is eventually shot down by an animal control officer with a tranquilizer gun . Laying there in a puddle of drool , Rocky slurs "ADRIENNNNN!!! " until he is kicked in the face by an angry homeless man who has laid claim to " The only crazy sumbitch on THIS block " . END

2 - Rock-N-Spock-N-Robots - Rocky is cryogenically frozen in the year 2001 . Far into the future , Rocky's cryogenic chamber is discovered by science officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise , Mr. Spock . While Spock is out scouting , the rest of the landing party comprised of Capt. Kirk , Dr. McCoy , and Ensign Jones is suddenly besieged by evil robots from a parallel universe . Ensign Jones dies instantly for some reason and Kirk and McCoy are captured . Spock , knowing he's badly outnumbered decides to thaw this ancient Earth man out to assist him in freeing his captured crewmates . Rocky , once he gets his bearings and comes to terms with the "Pointy eared space guy " that awakened him , decides that "No robot is gonna treat no person that's friends with pointy eared space guy bad " and sets out to meet the evil metal menace on the field of combat . The robots advance on Rocky and try to use their "Mental Disruptors" on him...to no avail . Rocky's battered cerebellum is immune to their brain debilitating weaponry . He proceeds to smash and pummel robots until there are none left to stand before him . Spock returns with the freed Enterprise crew and is stunned that Rocky has emerged victorious . When Rock goes into a moving , and practically incomprehensible , speech about " Dose robots was tough , but dey didn't have da eye of da tiger , and Adrien and Mickey was dere to believe in me , and dose Russians hated me , but Hulk Hogan tried to trow me outta' a wrasslin' ring , and den I was da champ , but I lost all my money and den..." . The crew quickly say thanks and jump in the shuttle back to the Enterprise . Rocky remained there...rambling on...until the planet was mercifully struck by a wayward comet and destroyed . END

ROCKY BUKAKKE - Rocky travels to Japan on a "Good Will" tour when suddenly his entourage is attaked by evil perverted Yakuza ninjas . The vile assassins try to defile Rocky by...Dear God!!!! I can't even go on with this . It's just too horrible . END

ROCKY VS. GODZILLA - While on his "Good Will" tour of Japan , this time perverted ninja free , the enormous prehistoric behemoth Godzilla attacks Tokyo yet again . Witnessing the city-wide destruction , Rocky asks the Japanese government if there's anything that he can do to help bring down the destructive reptile . They say that they have developed an enlarging ray that could be used to make Rocky the same size as the 30 story tall monster . The inspiring Rocky theme begins to play and Rocky gets that old twinkle in his eye . He turns to the group of scientists and says " I ain't gonna let him hurt no more innocent people no more . He ain't gonna hurt no one never again after I get through wit him . " The Japanese scientists go ahead with their enlarging plan despite arguing that a man who speaks worse English than they do has no chance of victory against Godzilla . As the monstrous beast rages through the city , Rocky yells out " Ay-O , Lizardface!!!! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size??? " The cheers of the hundreds of thousands of Japanese people drown out the confused roar of Godzilla . Rocky runs over and fearlessly goes into a flurry of jaw snapping upper cuts and rib cracking body blows . Godzilla reels back from the onslought and wobbles a little . Looking as if the Green Machine is about to go down , Rocky slowly approaches readying himself for the final blow . Suddenly Godzilla roars angrily and unleashes a powerful gout of radioactive fire from his jaws . Rocky is incinerated under the burning breath attack . The head Japanese scientist has just enough time to exclaim " SHIT. I forgot that he could breath fire . " before Godzilla stomps the laboratory, and eventually the rest of Tokyo , into rubble . END

These are merely a few of the countless possibilities that the Rocky franchise may decide to go with . I think that we can all agree though that whatever they choose , we couldn't care less . ROCKY , ROCKY , ROCKY!!!!