Going to the states for two days. (Bellingham, Wa. area.)
I sit on the balcony of my apartment, feeling the rain hit my face. An Asian gentleman who appears to be not a day older than 120 comes strolling out from behind a shrubbery. Armed with a tape measure and a golf umbrella he begins to take measurements of the shrub. Height. Width. Depth. Apparently satisfied, he moves onto the next one. This goes on...
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Tonight was a weird night. I went to the two parrots pub downtown. My bf wasn't feeling up to going out so he stayed home in his pj's. As soon as I walked into the pub, the bouncer asked how things were going with my boyfriend. "Heh?" I replied. "Oh, you don't remember. You came in here last weekend all upset because your boyfriend got...
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robotrogue:
Aww.
P.S. - straight guys love to compliment girls randomly too.
I bet half the guys at the bar were trying to think of a good pickup line. However, men at bars don't know how to pick up attractive girls who read books.
P.S. - straight guys love to compliment girls randomly too.

I bet half the guys at the bar were trying to think of a good pickup line. However, men at bars don't know how to pick up attractive girls who read books.
Update on my life.
I've been off work for the past two weeks. I've been having severe anxiety attacks. I don't know what triggered them, but I go to the docs on tuesday and hopefully she'll put me a different medication that will better control them.
My cats have been insane. They've been running around the apartment, knocking things over, eating plants, I odn't know...
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I've been off work for the past two weeks. I've been having severe anxiety attacks. I don't know what triggered them, but I go to the docs on tuesday and hopefully she'll put me a different medication that will better control them.
My cats have been insane. They've been running around the apartment, knocking things over, eating plants, I odn't know...
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I'm outside on my balcony, staring up at the night sky when I spot a drunk stumbling along the sidewalk. He looks right and then left and then veers towards the bushes right under my balcony. He stubs out his smoke, loosens his belt and proceeds to start peeing directly below me. Seeing as I'm on the second floor balcony, I have quite a good...
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shabs:
That is funny...next time I am peeing in a bush, I will remember to look up...although, I would have just smiled and waived back...
I just got microdermal implants done in my face. One on either side of my eye. I'm soooo excited about them....they look so hot!!! Yeah! New piercings!!!
umeko:
That sounds painful but its gonna look awesome
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tindra:
It actually wasn't too bad. The first one was painless and the second hurt a bit, but I survived!!!
I am so overtired it's not even funny. I normally work from 7pm till 2am, monday to friday. But this coming monday I have to go into work at 7am. BALLS!!! So When I finished work last night, I thought I would stay awake all night in the hopes, I would go to bed early tonight, wake up early on sunday, go to bed early...
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meshell:
where's your neck of the woods?
A conversation between myself and a drunk guy....
Drunk: You're really attractive, just not right now.
Me: Are you saying I'm fat?
Drunk: WTF? I didn't say anything about you being fat. I said you're not attractive right now
Me: Your knee caps are making me really horny.
Drunk: Huh? You can't see my knees.
Me: I have x-ray vision.
Drunk:I'm just saying, I wouldn't...
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Drunk: You're really attractive, just not right now.
Me: Are you saying I'm fat?
Drunk: WTF? I didn't say anything about you being fat. I said you're not attractive right now
Me: Your knee caps are making me really horny.
Drunk: Huh? You can't see my knees.
Me: I have x-ray vision.
Drunk:I'm just saying, I wouldn't...
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Life is life. For the most part, it's peachy. Yet sometimes, I feel so dissatisfied with it all. I have no reason to feel this way, but I do. Then the guilt starts.
I have an amazing job, that I love but I've been doing the same thing since 2005. Time for a change?.
I have a reliable car but it's so boring. Everyone and...
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I have an amazing job, that I love but I've been doing the same thing since 2005. Time for a change?.
I have a reliable car but it's so boring. Everyone and...
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Grocery shopping at 2am is so awesometastic. I need to do all my shopping late at night.
Have fuuuuuuuun.