I am having the worst luck in the world today.
It all started this morning, I was walking home when I pass by these construction workers. I overhear "Holy fuck, she looked hot from far away. My eyesight must be going"
Later on, I'm driving downtown on a one way street. A car turns the corner and hits me head on. The lady proceeds to yell at me and give me the finger because I drove the right way down the street.
Just now, I got back from the grocery store. While there I noticed quite a few people pointing and staring at me. I assumed it was because of all my tattoos. Nope, the top of my dress had come untied and I had been walking around the store flashing people (and no, I wasn't wearing a bra). Of course no one bothered to tell me this and I didn't realize until I was back in my car.
The day's not even half over, I'm scared as to what's going to happen next. That's it, I'm staying inside and drinking...nothing can go wrong from that. I hope.
It all started this morning, I was walking home when I pass by these construction workers. I overhear "Holy fuck, she looked hot from far away. My eyesight must be going"
Later on, I'm driving downtown on a one way street. A car turns the corner and hits me head on. The lady proceeds to yell at me and give me the finger because I drove the right way down the street.
Just now, I got back from the grocery store. While there I noticed quite a few people pointing and staring at me. I assumed it was because of all my tattoos. Nope, the top of my dress had come untied and I had been walking around the store flashing people (and no, I wasn't wearing a bra). Of course no one bothered to tell me this and I didn't realize until I was back in my car.
The day's not even half over, I'm scared as to what's going to happen next. That's it, I'm staying inside and drinking...nothing can go wrong from that. I hope.
That driver sucks. Don't you wish your car has a rocket launcher?
As for the grocery store thing, I'm sure you made a lot of mens night walking by. (YOU know what I'm talking about!)
Home is safe, comforting, and you have your cats and books to comfort you!
Feel better lil lady!