I'm outside on my balcony, staring up at the night sky when I spot a drunk stumbling along the sidewalk. He looks right and then left and then veers towards the bushes right under my balcony. He stubs out his smoke, loosens his belt and proceeds to start peeing directly below me. Seeing as I'm on the second floor balcony, I have quite a good view of the action. I cough and when he looks up, I wave and say hi. Let me tell you, I have never seen anyone stop peeing quite as quickly as this fellow did. He zipped up his pants and ran off into the night. Quite hilarious. I only wish this sort of thing happened more often!
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That is funny...next time I am peeing in a bush, I will remember to look up...although, I would have just smiled and waived back...