tindra

A conversation between myself and a drunk guy....

Drunk: You're really attractive, just not right now.
Me: Are you saying I'm fat?
Drunk: WTF? I didn't say anything about you being fat. I said you're not attractive right now
Me: Your knee caps are making me really horny.
Drunk: Huh? You can't see my knees.
Me: I have x-ray vision.
Drunk:I'm just saying, I wouldn't have sex with you.
Me: I so want to bear your children.
Drunk: You don't make any sense at all.
Me: It's not because you're drunk, it's because I'm crazy.
Drunk slowly backs away.
Me: I got a certificate stating that I'm a lunatic. You want to see it?
Drunk, turns and and runs away.
Me: Manical laugh.

I love messing with people when they're intoxicated!