Rules for modern sex having and dating---
Rule number 1: if you are going to fuck someone, make sure it's someone you care nothing for, will never see again, and is drunk enough that they won't blame you for anything, this way you avoid any awkwardness, because you are weak and can't handle it. Nor can you handle being blamed for not knowing your way around life perfectly.
Rule number 2: if you like someone, only be friends with them, and never ever fuck them, this will only make things awkward, and ruin the friendship and you'll never see them again. Just pretend their gay... Or just the opposite of whatever you are... And treat them like you would your best friend of the same gender/member of the gender your not attracted to... That's to complicated to word right, so just get it. Got it?
Rule number3: if your going to date someone, make sure they treat you horribly, this way you can always fantasize about something better, and appreciate the good things, oh and remind you of how you really feel, a whimsy, insecure, worthless piece of shit that isn't worthy of someone amazing and great. And now, you don't have to feel bad for cheating on them for people you don't care about.
Mindless, passionless, heartless, sex all around... Come to think of it, what good is sex with out those three things? Oh, right it's not good, it's lousy sex, it's barely even chemical or sensational, cuz those all rely on mental faculties. What the fuck has humanity come to? Life long adolescence? Yea I think that sums it up.
Rule number 1: if you are going to fuck someone, make sure it's someone you care nothing for, will never see again, and is drunk enough that they won't blame you for anything, this way you avoid any awkwardness, because you are weak and can't handle it. Nor can you handle being blamed for not knowing your way around life perfectly.
Rule number 2: if you like someone, only be friends with them, and never ever fuck them, this will only make things awkward, and ruin the friendship and you'll never see them again. Just pretend their gay... Or just the opposite of whatever you are... And treat them like you would your best friend of the same gender/member of the gender your not attracted to... That's to complicated to word right, so just get it. Got it?
Rule number3: if your going to date someone, make sure they treat you horribly, this way you can always fantasize about something better, and appreciate the good things, oh and remind you of how you really feel, a whimsy, insecure, worthless piece of shit that isn't worthy of someone amazing and great. And now, you don't have to feel bad for cheating on them for people you don't care about.
Mindless, passionless, heartless, sex all around... Come to think of it, what good is sex with out those three things? Oh, right it's not good, it's lousy sex, it's barely even chemical or sensational, cuz those all rely on mental faculties. What the fuck has humanity come to? Life long adolescence? Yea I think that sums it up.
Though I must admit, it's hard to be more than apathetic when it comes to love. We were all raised on Grimm's Fairy Tales. When we wake up and realize there is no "happily ever after"; when we realize they failed to mention that there is no such thing -- relationships require endless effort (though if you love someone, shouldn't it be effortless?)...
Just seems a lot of folks get disenheartened and would rather chase empty, easy sex than get burned trying for something more. Having your heart on the line is a huge risk
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