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timmayj

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Monday Sep 27, 2004

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Wow, tonight sucked really bad, writing a paper on a book I only kinda read.

But, every cloud has its silver lining. I got distracted and found an arctifact that I will soon put to constant practical use!

On my shelf, I found a small bottle labled 'Holy Water', which was gifted to me by my most important of friends. As of tomorrow, Ill carry this bottle with me on my daily activities, using it to calm my nerves, with its unique ability to simotaneously hold a neato amount of vodka and to be uber-rad.
marigold:
you should put that holy water to good use and become and ordained minister online today! (http://openordination.org/ordination.php) how can one resist? you get a wallet id card and everything.
Sep 26, 2004
absinthe:
hahaha, you sinner you. "baptize" my mouth anytime you want. wink kiss
Sep 27, 2004

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