some dude tried to run me over while i was pissing by a dumpster outside a bar. as i was walking off he backed up full speed at me as i was buttoning my jeans. i was right up against a wall, so i pulled some james bond shit and jumped up onto the back of his car. i hope he crashed and died.
people are attacking me too much lately. they must know what a badass i really am and are trying to kill me before i fuck them up. kinda like the terminator trying to kill sarah connor to prevent john connor's entire existence!
at any rate, i think i should start carrying a weapon.(not really) maybe pepper spray or a switchblade, or a rifle.
any suggestions?
people are attacking me too much lately. they must know what a badass i really am and are trying to kill me before i fuck them up. kinda like the terminator trying to kill sarah connor to prevent john connor's entire existence!
at any rate, i think i should start carrying a weapon.(not really) maybe pepper spray or a switchblade, or a rifle.
any suggestions?
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scott eh? im sure theres only one. if i meet a scott... or THE scott i should say i will tell him "hello, i know you"
You should get one of those ray guns they used in the "Through Being Cool" video! That would teach all those mean monkeys!