Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! That's funny, what's this "happy" thing again? I can't seem to remember at the moment. Probably from working on such a wonderful holiday.
dying inside for all these years
just wishing i could be there with you
unsure of the things that could make me better
not sure that they would help,
(even if i knew)
as i sit here
and watch myself corrode
from the inside out
wishing there were something i could do
to stop the oxidation of my soul
and wipe the rust off my... Read More
I would love to rob a bank with you. Except that I don't really believe in robbing banks because you steal from a lot of innocent people but I would be totally happy creating some crazy elaborate heist to take some wealthy people for millions.
a'aightmotha fuckas
im back
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump
my laptop is all fixed, altho it seems my space bar is being flaky now
i want apple isreally pissing me off withthis whole faulty logic board... Read More
Sorry I havent been on in awhile. This place has been pretty lame lately. I hope your have fun on your vacation. Glad to see that atleast you have noticed that i havent been on in awhile.
sorry for not updating in so long, but ive been busy as hell and ive got this annoying fucking cold that is kicking my ass
i hate being sick
i hate having a cold grrrrrr
anyway
things are better
i freaked out, thought i was going to lose someone very important to me and for legitimate reasons, but things have worked themselves out and we... Read More
If "her" is a set of keys, then yes, it's inevitable.
If "her" is just a plain old girl, then I figure you could probably keep track of her, as one type of relationship, you might. Those things always change. But as a person, she should be pretty easy to keep track of. Will that be enough for you? To me it's enough just to simply not lose a person like a set of keys.
If they were keys, I wouldn't care what kind of locks they opened. Get it?
hello friends and lovers
im sitting at home, preparing to go to the pixies show!!!!!
im giddy like a little girl
i cant wait, im so exxited and i jus cant hide it
did anyone else watch the debate last night?
thought so
before last night, i was like many others i know
voting not so much for kerry, as against bush.
well, last night... Read More
i agree with most of the things kerry has to say. but i live in kansas. i could vote for superman and my vote will still go for bush. the electoral college is retarded.
goddammnit
i just updated and my browser freaks out and shuts down before i can save it
oh well
its not like it was anything important anyway
went something like this:
ACK!!!!!!!
i cant sleep
and i feel like im starting to get into a funk
not sure why tho
maybe its cuz this is my down time
who knows
it sucks
i should probably... Read More
thank you bunches for last night, you really made me feel better thanks....and i cant find that one thing we were talking about,....i want to see it...
it is official
i will now be known as DICK NINJA!!!!!!!!!
i wish i had a cool new propic to put up, but i dont
thanks to the goddess chrischick, for the name, she is the cats meow
i really liked vulvabomb and bob the god too, so you may just see those surface sometime in the future as well
thank you all for... Read More
I have enough friends to take away those little avatar pics... can't wait for vulvabomb. oooo, that sounds gross. I can't wait for you tobe vulvabomb. Wait.. There's really no good way to say that.
UPDATE!!!!!
ok, here is the vote tally so far, more updates later
bob the god: 2
dick ninja: 2
vulvabomb: 1
tinkerbelle: 1
looks like its close, go tell everyone you know to vote, the fate of my name depends on it!!!!!!
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luvmonkey
bob the god
vulvabomb
the cincinatti kid
dick ninja
suggestions
legsxlikexstumps
kitten
tinkerbelle
pimp juice
ok........i say bob the god cus its awesome and you deserve it...its a total confidence booster.
many many a year ago, an old friend, who doesnt speak to us any more due to some events that took place in a tent in ensenada, mexico, used to have that nickname and she is no longer worthy of such a awesome title so i would like to award it to you my friend... but dick ninja is kool too......
i say those who gave ideas have a biased opinion and shouldnt be allowed to vote..... so...........write the names out, close your eyes and point, best 2 out of 3 wins....could work....*shrug*
I once had a friend who was Goofy for awhile, he said it was the hardest thing he ever had to do. See, you have to stare at little kids feet all day since you have to look through the mouth see and the costumes eyes are a foot above that, to compensate properly to look at little kids, one has to stare at their feet.
Anyway, thanks for the welcome back, and I still say Dick Ninja is the best.
Hey, so yo know, tonight there's a really, really rad show at Blancas.
I'm so sad that I hafta stop wearing my blood splattered apron now.