One up on the piercing scale...

I've found that one of the best ways to help heal a hole in your heart is to have a hole punched in your body. Though I never seem to get quite the same endorphin rush as the first time (well, both nipples in one sitting, that's hard to top, I guess...).

I've been wanting to get my tongue pierced for quite a while now, but never got around to it. My ex used to think I would never get it done. So there! I've done it, little girl, but you won't be profiting from it. Your loss.

I was told to refrain from french kissing and oral sex - haha, very difficult task for a single, eh? - and not to eat dairy products for a while. Ugh. I never realized how dependent I was on the stuff until now - no milk, no cereals, no yoghurt, no cheese... Starvation! I'm living of soup, mashed bananas and baby food.

But, hey, it's cool to have those steel balls in my mouth... And once the wound is properly healed you can all come over and try lots of french kissing and that other thing with me!