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6. Hes got a big fan out in Surrey somewhere who thinks he is a most splendid chap and feels cheered up everytime she reads his blog (or perves on his naked ass!) - oops! Dont let the boyfriend read that! xxx

How are you hun - are you all finished at uni now? Im going off to have it 'Large' apparently in Ibiza - no no no - not what you think - Im not going to the clubbing bit - Im going to the swanky bit where Tom Hanks lives. If I see him I'll give him some slapsies for The Davinci Code. xxx

Simon Pegg!!

awwww work... thats just plain GAY

Oooooh check yo bad self in my top five!

What's the difference between a chicken and the Kyoto Protocol?

A: One is a domestic fowl; the other is an international convention on climate change

I had mine taken out when I was 14 - fucking hurt like hell - my face made me look like a chipmunk with a mouth full of nuts- the ones u eat not the ones hanging between your legs. get those perverted thoughts out or yer head.

Good luck!

Haha... Come nathan join the ranks of the uni-real life limbo children. We feast on kittens and have have blood for soup. We also drink Pimms but that just ain't scary.

[ 2 hours later ]

"What are you doing?"

"nothing"

"your still shooting arnt you?"

"No Im not firing missles anymore"

"Computer display status of orbibital bombardment pods 1-20"

Ordinance displaying for tactical strike pods 1 through 20 as follows: Empty.

" Theres 20 high yeild missles per pod in pds 1h though 5, and pod 6 contained 200 heated shielded orbtit to surface rockets, you fired them all?"

"Yup, and reloaded them from cargo bay 6 and fired them all off again"

" Your wasting ammo you know "

" I only spent pods 1-6 and their reloads, weve still got pods 7-100. "

"Do you have any exgirl friends?"

"working on that right now"

bzzzzz
PEW!
bzzzzz
PEW!
bzzz
PEW
bzzz
PEW!

"your shooting zombies with lasers now?"

"zombies?"

"good lord"

"woooooo lasers! pew pew pew jeu jeu jeu pew pew pew pew lasers! pew jeu jeu pew pew pew"

dood - i so need a copy of that diss...

if it all fails... you can try and submit mine if you want

"the simulation of a coal fired power stations electrical system - By Nate (aged 22 1/3s)"?

I just stopped by to see where you have been lately and you are gone.....i am sad don't stay away too long! i already miss you!

hurry back

what happened to iTunes?? - if my iTunes died i'd be sad...

nice specks btw


YOU SPECKY

LOL

ha ha ha. i like the way you can add 'ey' of 'y' on the end of a word for it to make sense.

par example: Brown becomes Browny as in, "the leaves were a sort of browny colour".

So, brown then?

Goldy
Silvery
Fudgey
Gooey
Windowey
Cotton Wooly
Burgulary
Banana-ey
Orangey

haha yesss i do love the constant overcast in london... i was there right now exactly a year ago, i want to go back so badly -- easter's cadbury eggs did bring back memories though!

and thanks for the tip about "my family!" def good to know, i'll have to look into that...

your sets are great, instead of doing work it def gives me something more entertaining to do haha

for a split second i thought you were an artist....now i guess youre just cute

yeah, you kinda were just like "hey" and i was like "heeeeeyyyyy" and you should TOTALLY join in! It is SO addicting tho...be careful! hehe