timburton

oh dear my dearies...
i am completely broke...
absolutely no money at all...
and while rent and food bills are important, one of the worst parts is that my sg account is about to run out!
le zui had the fabulous idea that someone really speacial out there might gift account me more time for christmas...
so if anyone out there has extra money for my sg account i'll gladly accept...

also i'm about to post some pics in the hirsute group and make a super long only semi random post here...
warning, some of the pics are sideways cus my comp is too slow to make it worth fixing them... sorry...


the always impressive desyre and myself, all dolled up with no place to go...


i love how my hair looks in this pic, it was taken at hair flair, where i used to work...


this is the picture on my business cards and ads...


this is the picture on the posters for me and desyre, is it just me or do i look a little pudgy in this one?


i wanted to use this pic instead, but in the end the ad designer vetoed it cus of the angle...


desyre and i have mad hair and make-up skills...


my sexy man candy...


he's sooo hot, right?


oh megan muffin, i love thee with much friction...hehe...


my fiance's ex GF, strangely we get along great...


really great...


great like desyre and sarah get along...


this is what le zui looks like to an ant...


i like to post bad pictures of myself so if i ever meet someone and i don't look amazing they realize it's just cus i'm human...


desyre is a sexy mamah jamah with blue hairs...


me for work at ULTA...


my amazing blue eye shadow at ULTA...


the day i got my snakebites, i have my new H&M scarf and my favorite shoes ever, i've had them since 10th grade...also i think my ass looks good in this pic...


phenominal!


burton with long hair? this can't be right, don't worry, it's fake as shit...


snakebites!


with my faux hair trimmed i am now in H&M work clothing...


photoshoot make-up with le zui...

no make-up...



make-up for working at the salon...


i like close-ups only when they look this good...



make-up for sitting around waiting for curtis...


i showed up to ULTA looking like this and three different custumers called me a goth...funny...


le zui doesn't look quite like herself in this pic, perhaps it's her longer than usual bangs...




fucking crazy cool crimped hair bitches! amazing, i'm not gonna lie, it was amazing...




i fell in love with this girl at a rockshow...unfortunately, her response was to fuck up her knee repeatedly until i made sure she got a ride home...



le zui likes to walk around the apartment in her underoos rubbing hr ass on things like the fridge while moaning approximately "oh, oh, my butt!"


le zui and i drink ensure, we hope for early alzheimers so we can forget all of you but remember our amazing asshole selves...btw, who are you?


if no one gets me a gift account just promise me you'll remember me as more than just another one of le zui's victims of date rape fisting...



luv, burton