timburton

i have a new profile picture, and it STILL doesn't fit...how freaking sweet is that, yo? if you have a flat screen or a laptop, go to the side of the computer, and look at it slantways, it'll focus out how it should be...

i love to take pictures of myself, in case that hadn't been shown well enough by the last post...


i had job training at ULTA, so i made sure my make-up looked damn fine, i might have over done it...


i just cut desyre's hair, again...



i take pictures of it cus i am soo proud...


zui taught me how to metal scream...


desyre is trying to learn too, she seems to be having a more difficult time...


i hung with tommy, he works near me...


desyre and i had this poster made, and we don't look like the picture on it anymore...


we only took the picture about a month before these pictures...


on my way to job training at ULTA, i hate that place, btw...


me, with funky yellow gooey face mask on to relax the stress of having to work for those muthah fuckahs at ULTA...


zui and i made appearances friday night, we might hav been in your area, if not we're coming to a barn near you soon...

driving to pick up zui, to got to a party in a barn in lorton, if you were were at this party, plz comment...


yay, this is what it looked like...


le zui, having a grand fucking time, can't ya tell?


this is what i think of ULTA's 32 page employee rule handbook, i think it fucking sucks!


this is me and jack, the twin i dated...


this is me and drew, the twin i didn't date...


oy! a screwdriver? nah, just regular juice of the orange...


zui thinks this is a really good picture of her, i think zui is lame, jk...


barn party gangsta metal scream mayhem...






i thought this was two dudes, i thought wrong...


here's zui with the twin i didn't date...


so we got bored and left the lorton's lame barn party in favor of denny's, where we met up with some of zui's friends...

see! models DO eat!


this girl was at the level where it looks like she tried enough to look like she tried, but not enough to make herself look good...


zui is never with out her kick anymore! well, there was that one time she let the batteries die...


looking like crack heads in denny's...


so the we went to buy gas, where this guy tried to cat call and talk to me and zui, well, we told him to buy me ciggarettes, and he freaking did!

this crazy mexican bought me a pack of ciggarettes, just cus i asked, it was cute, he scared zui...



then we went to this other party in manasas, we hung there for a while and only left because they guy whose house it was was getting sick of the extra noise and was starting to freak out, he punched a huge dent in his fridge, and stabbed a knife through his wall...

but this is when we first got there, and this is brian, he was very drunk, and easily amazed...


other persons at the manasas party...


so we went back to the barn party around four in the morning, where some drunk guy proceded to gicve me twenty dolllars, three times, for a grand total of sixty, i was later told he woke up thinking he had been robbed or that he had paid for sex or something, poor kid, he's not getting the money back though, he was a dick to me in highschool...

so saturday i went to sleep before midnight, which means i missed my beloved rocky horror picture show, that's what having two jobs and a film to work on will do to you, man, still sucked though...

sunday night zui came to hang at this party, i think she brought puck, but i honestly can't remeber, i have no pictures with him in them...

so when we had been at denny's, i told zui that eating onions makes your pee smell like onions, she didn't believe me, so she's having an experiment, this week she's eating no onions, and she took a control bottle of urine, next week, she's trying to eat only things with onions in it, then she'll collect that sample as well, dan (from last time i posted) is the official pee sniffing judge, poor guy...

this is zui's urine...


don't worry, she washed the bottle...



mommy wow! zui's a big kid now!


she also dries the bottle, to avoid confusion...


zui shows the piss to dan, the official piss sniffer...


zui writes on it, so no one accidently drinks it...


it's electric!


zui puts it in dan's fridge...


that was basically it, then we walked to the 7-11, near my house, and back, this is what we did along the way...

doesn't zui just look killah at 4 am?


i peed on this wall, or did i?



i put my ciggarette out on a daycare bus...


zui is actually homeless...


send her money...


or else her new couch is in this dumpster...


dramatic pause for the shopping cart battle...





and we're back at dan's...

i drink amp while i pee...


mashed banana on your breasts inside a bra is supposed to make them perkier, it really works...




then puck and zui slept over at my place, rather that drive home inebriated...

he's giving her a back rub, i swear...


oh, and for my day to day life...

this guy, spencer, works at my video store, and smokes the same kind of ciggarettes as me...


that's all for today folks, until i finally get around to posting again...

love you all soo much,
burton