I was going to do my taxes yesterday. I clean up my kitchen table of any lose paper, because that is where I put all my mail/bills. I get all my forms in order. I go to find my calculator, because I am doing it by hand, and I can't find it.
I take a stroll up to my bedroom because I might have taken it up there to do some math before I go to bed, seeing how if there is math in my head I usually can't sleep until I get an answer. I check all my dressers. Nothing. I check behind them just in case it dropped back there. I even check the drawers to see if the quackulator is there. Nope not in my bedroom.
I go check by my computer. There might be a chance I would have used it there, because the computer can't do the complex addition of two numbers, no.
I check my desk (aka the table where my computer sits), I check the little table I have beside my chair. No results.
I go then check my living room because the device may have been removed from my jacket or backpack at some point. I check my coffee table, by my tv, the bookshelves, the ground area where I have lots of dvds and games. Nothing.
I check my kitchen. I don't know why I would take the calculator in there, but it is the only place left besides the bathroom, and I know I wouldn't take an adding machine there. I check on top of my microwave and fridge. Nothing.
I give up on finding my calculator and doing my taxes. I figure I would get me another calculator and do my taxes this weekend.
Today, as I get into my car to go for tea, I notice that there are some napkins in the backseat area of my car. I remember my parents sitting back there and taking some napkins with them. I pick up the napkins and decide I should put these in my glove box. Then I would have some napkins in my car. I open my glove box and find my calculator.
Oh, thats where I left you. I remember taking you out of my jacket one time while I was in the car. I can't remember what I was doing, but I do remember taking you out. Poor buddy. Now I can start my taxes... this weekend.
Other than that, I feel sad. I don't know why. Maybe a lack of attention and/or physical human contact is getting me numbed.
Have a great day readers.
I take a stroll up to my bedroom because I might have taken it up there to do some math before I go to bed, seeing how if there is math in my head I usually can't sleep until I get an answer. I check all my dressers. Nothing. I check behind them just in case it dropped back there. I even check the drawers to see if the quackulator is there. Nope not in my bedroom.
I go check by my computer. There might be a chance I would have used it there, because the computer can't do the complex addition of two numbers, no.
I check my desk (aka the table where my computer sits), I check the little table I have beside my chair. No results.I go then check my living room because the device may have been removed from my jacket or backpack at some point. I check my coffee table, by my tv, the bookshelves, the ground area where I have lots of dvds and games. Nothing.
I check my kitchen. I don't know why I would take the calculator in there, but it is the only place left besides the bathroom, and I know I wouldn't take an adding machine there. I check on top of my microwave and fridge. Nothing.
I give up on finding my calculator and doing my taxes. I figure I would get me another calculator and do my taxes this weekend.
Today, as I get into my car to go for tea, I notice that there are some napkins in the backseat area of my car. I remember my parents sitting back there and taking some napkins with them. I pick up the napkins and decide I should put these in my glove box. Then I would have some napkins in my car. I open my glove box and find my calculator.
Oh, thats where I left you. I remember taking you out of my jacket one time while I was in the car. I can't remember what I was doing, but I do remember taking you out. Poor buddy. Now I can start my taxes... this weekend.
Other than that, I feel sad. I don't know why. Maybe a lack of attention and/or physical human contact is getting me numbed.
Have a great day readers.
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It's ALWAYS in the place you never think to look. Which makes it hard, because you never think to look there. Which just makes an incredibly ludicrous chain of events.