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Where did I leave off....

Sunday:

Did have dinner with the rents. Had some ham. Brought some home with me. Found out that even my parents are watching Heros.

Monday:

Work, first day back. There were only a handful of people there. Some took Monday off for their Rememberence Day. Read my mail. Did some work. Went home. Watched Heros.

Tuesday:

Work. Read.

Wednesday:

More work. At home now.

Funny conversations I have had with co-workers:

co-worker: It has been quite around here while you have been gone.
Me: Hahaha... I change that. Time to bring the productivity of everyone down a notch.

co-worker: BBQ chicken this week?
Me: Hell yeah!

co-worker: Now when I say "Someone is beating on a train" what comes to your mind?
Me: *laughter*
co-worker: What if I said "Someone is hitting on a train"?
Me: *more laughter*

co-worker1: If I ever become a zombie, you have full permission to punch me in the face.
Me: AH! He is a zombie!
co-worker1: Don't get sleep deprivation confused with zombification.
Me: If ever become a zombie, you guys don't have permission to hit me in the face.
co-worker2: Shotgun to the face?
Me: No.
co-worker1: Hit you with a car?
Me: No.
co-worker2: Bomb?
Me: No.
co-worker1: Lock you in a room where you cannot get out?
Me: That is fair.
co-worker2: But you will be enternally hungry! You will be all like "Brains, BRAINS" forever.
co-worker1: Do zombies ever get full decomposed if there are left out too long and die off?

co-worker1: What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?
Me: Did you say worm?
co-worker2: No he said sperm.
Me: No I heard sperm. The difference between a worm and a sperm?

co-worker: I am telling you that *censored for work realated stuff*
Me: Did you say talling?
co-worker: Did you get some hear trauma while you were in Austin?
Me: I want to say something about a prostitute here, but I think it might be inapproperate...

Ahhh... I work for the best company ever.

Have a great day readers!