im going to edinburgh at the end of the month. woohoo! im so gonna get drunk and play risk with james and emma.
also, just so you know, the boy from bible college has a filthy mind and talks smut and sex all the time to the point where it is boring. i hate that.
of course, i got drunk and told him id "pop...
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also, just so you know, the boy from bible college has a filthy mind and talks smut and sex all the time to the point where it is boring. i hate that.
of course, i got drunk and told him id "pop...
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misterjesus:
Yup, and being naked would be much cooler.
nonchalance:
Heh, just fast nonchalance in unfortunately! I'm probably everything you hate. 
Hmm, a vaguely famous person emailed you? Cool! I'm working tonight, not that i want to, but hey, i've got bills to pay. xox
Hmm, a vaguely famous person emailed you? Cool! I'm working tonight, not that i want to, but hey, i've got bills to pay. xoxahh, my crazy family...
uncle ma'ake is back visiting and last night we had the following conversation:
me: "where's my presents from new zealand?"
him: "i wasnt sure what to get"
me: "well then, ill just have some peanut slabs then"
him: *blank look*
me: "ok then. mellowpuffs? [beat] toffee pops? [beat] k-bars? [beat] how about montieths? 42 below with manuka honey? grain waves? burger...
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uncle ma'ake is back visiting and last night we had the following conversation:
me: "where's my presents from new zealand?"
him: "i wasnt sure what to get"
me: "well then, ill just have some peanut slabs then"
him: *blank look*
me: "ok then. mellowpuffs? [beat] toffee pops? [beat] k-bars? [beat] how about montieths? 42 below with manuka honey? grain waves? burger...
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chezui23:
watch out here comes the dragster!
so now you will have to tell me how you meet all these peter jackson incrowders?
im innarested i tells ya.
and you dont get any of the above NZ things you mentioned in your journal in the UK? damn, what do you get by on without peanut slabs... i think i eat one everyday.
there must be some kinda delicious chocolatey type stuff where you are!
so now you will have to tell me how you meet all these peter jackson incrowders?
im innarested i tells ya.
and you dont get any of the above NZ things you mentioned in your journal in the UK? damn, what do you get by on without peanut slabs... i think i eat one everyday.
there must be some kinda delicious chocolatey type stuff where you are!
i may get to hang with jack black at some point next year.
that would be shit hot-t-t.
anyway, today is silly. my boss has given me a stupid nick name and most of the day we have been pretending we are in a sitcom.
other boss has invited me to some fancy pants all you can drink thing to thank me for getting him...
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that would be shit hot-t-t.
anyway, today is silly. my boss has given me a stupid nick name and most of the day we have been pretending we are in a sitcom.
other boss has invited me to some fancy pants all you can drink thing to thank me for getting him...
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chezui23:
heh i always come by to comment in your journal but can never match your wit.
so i shall just compliment you on the fact your journal is always very funny and classy.
now, how come you get to meet jack black?
so i shall just compliment you on the fact your journal is always very funny and classy.
now, how come you get to meet jack black?
thejuanupsman:
Jack Black huh, that would be cool, I am a big Jack Black fan and actually some people have said I remind them of Jack Black, but without the talent, But not as bad as it sounds they did say I have his charisma and I think that is half of his talent, Certainly I am closer to him than Bukowski. Anyway thanks for trying to cheer me up. Actually I am not as down on myself as I sound I am just aware of where my strong suits are and where they are not. Sorry to hear about the Scabies, my sister once gave then to me. Wasn't fun.
I watched 'The Abyss'(1989) last night, and in a somewhat critical way, relying on my time doing film at university and falling back on a history of film criticism, I thought: "What a load of shit!"
It is possibly the first film i have ever seen in which i have wanted all the characters to die within the first half hour.
And the one good...
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It is possibly the first film i have ever seen in which i have wanted all the characters to die within the first half hour.
And the one good...
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vicky:
Just thought i'd drop by and say hey. Make friends too? 
vicky:
You should hear back real soon. He's my boy and he's been suffering from lack of internet connection recently! He is desperatley searching for temping work in London but i think he would love to teach guitar instead!
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cinderseraph:
I've heard that if you eat the hearts of those who wrong you... You'll get committed.
I'll help you out. I'll design you a cunning plot so devious that by the time Dr Mark Sloane, Quincy ME, or even Columbo figure it out we'll be in sunny mecks-EE-co, smashed on tequila and doing perverted things to the hired help.
The password is muskrat.
I'll help you out. I'll design you a cunning plot so devious that by the time Dr Mark Sloane, Quincy ME, or even Columbo figure it out we'll be in sunny mecks-EE-co, smashed on tequila and doing perverted things to the hired help.
The password is muskrat.
recoveringmale:
Buttercup is the toughest fighter hope that tips that argument in your favor.
cheers,
Dave
hope that tips that argument in your favor.
cheers,
Dave
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hooliganyouth:
this may sound a bit ocd but got my cds in alphabetical order, then chronologically, with various subcategories as per band members, etc., etc.
p.s. yaoi is pretty damn cool when done right. rock on.
p.s. yaoi is pretty damn cool when done right. rock on.
jimmyjoe:
i think Lemmy is a modern day Dorian Grey. I mean, when did he ever looked normal ? 
))))
btw, Johnny Depp was in brussels, left last week to amsterdam. he stayed 3 weeks, to shoot a movie with his wife. he's ok. doesn't look as good in real life than he does on a screen
don't be bitter. not too long. it's an obstructive feeling to have. you deserve better.
jim
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btw, Johnny Depp was in brussels, left last week to amsterdam. he stayed 3 weeks, to shoot a movie with his wife. he's ok. doesn't look as good in real life than he does on a screen
don't be bitter. not too long. it's an obstructive feeling to have. you deserve better.
jimenglish people are so unfun sometimes....
julie, who i work with, is going to rome today and this weekend vatican city is having an open day and do you think i could convince her to smear herself in fake blood 'wounds of christ style' for the occasion?
not a chance in hell.
god damn.
and i thought peer pressure always worked.
my boss and i...
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julie, who i work with, is going to rome today and this weekend vatican city is having an open day and do you think i could convince her to smear herself in fake blood 'wounds of christ style' for the occasion?
not a chance in hell.
god damn.
and i thought peer pressure always worked.
my boss and i...
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jimmyjoe:
tiger ? we were a match in heaven but, hey, let's split the band before we are multi-zillionnaire and have bad feelings towards the other one )
jjs III (what's yr number again ?)
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jjs III (what's yr number again ?)
chezui23:
i hope the bankrobbers daughter paid for your drinks with her dirty money. 
i have a lax attitude towards gun crime and personal safety...
ewan, who i am going to freeload off in london in a few months, told me the other day that some boy got shot three times while playing basketball at the courts on ewans street.
apparently the boy managed to drag himself as far as ewans house before dying.
at first i was concerned,...
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ewan, who i am going to freeload off in london in a few months, told me the other day that some boy got shot three times while playing basketball at the courts on ewans street.
apparently the boy managed to drag himself as far as ewans house before dying.
at first i was concerned,...
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jimmyjoe:
tiger, i love the way you write. you have my admiration. I know, it sounds a bit simple minded but i'm tired to reading uninteresting stories told boringly.
here ? ha. 5 lines.
it's all said.
tlc from brussels , le jim
here ? ha. 5 lines.
it's all said.
tlc from brussels , le jim
jimmyjoe:
thank you for your short and sweet message but let's have this clear: i'm not trying to flirt here, i just want you to know that you seem to have a gift there, a hobby worth pursuing and mabe a vocation if not a job.
you're a star, baby ;-)
jm
you're a star, baby ;-)
jm
did i mention that the vicar is staying?
i made him watch kill bill with me the other day. he didnt like it and so tapped his fingers through the whole fucken film. if i wasnt so mild mannered i would have snapped them fucken fingers off and rammed them up his ass. howevere, instead i just sat and pretended to not notice, and he...
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i made him watch kill bill with me the other day. he didnt like it and so tapped his fingers through the whole fucken film. if i wasnt so mild mannered i would have snapped them fucken fingers off and rammed them up his ass. howevere, instead i just sat and pretended to not notice, and he...
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nelecaster:
Defo a slut 
cinderseraph:
Day of aggression, eh sweetie?
am i a bad person for having 'i dont like mondays' by the boomtown rats stuck in my head on the 5 year anniversary of the columbine high school tragedy?
i always get distastful songs stuck in my head.
last year was pretty crap for me.
for example: me and my long term boyfriend split, then my granddad died, then my dad got cancer and...
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i always get distastful songs stuck in my head.
last year was pretty crap for me.
for example: me and my long term boyfriend split, then my granddad died, then my dad got cancer and...
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blackguarding:
S'more random happy clutter :
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cinderseraph:
At least its a whole song, I've been known to get advert jingles caught in my brain for weeks. They're nearly as bad as crack.