so, this past week has been funny. i was too depressed to get dressed yesterday. i work up at midday. had breakfast. had a nap. watched a dvd and fell asleep on the couch, then felt bad about not going shopping for a bookshelf with my flatmates, so i dressed and went out for about half an hour, made an excuse and came home, had a nap, then felt bad for not interacting with humans, so i went to zone 4 to hang out with goths and watch japanese films and dir ein grey video clips. i got home at 4am and feel much better today.
it is amazing that a trip to zone 4 can make me feel better. i mean ZONE 4! jesus. i might as well have moved back to new zealand!
sbnyway, on wednesday i hung out with pommyjeff. we went to see art brut. the singer recognised me and tried to get me in for free and failed. then their roadie stubbed a cigarette out on my back and it has gone septic.
pommyjeff is nice. a nice nice boy. like things made with cornsyrup.
anyway, i have said some unflattering things about rt brut in the past, but im happy to admit that id bang the singer.
on friday i hung with the boy who i nearly had sex with. he invited me back to his place and told him i couldnt cos i have a crush on him. i absolutly refuse to have sex with anyone i have a crush on. it will only lead to heartache and pain.
oh, my parents wet back to NZ the other day, and just to ensutre that i wont besad and miss them and stuff, we had to have the kind of conversations that families have that make you think "if it wasnt for you id be normal".
yes, for 2 days we talked about nothing but The Hoff while screaming out "you're nothing without your robot car!", my cousins boil, and my labia. my family are crazy. my mom pulled the fingers at me behind everyones back for 4 weeks! what a crazy lady!
it is amazing that a trip to zone 4 can make me feel better. i mean ZONE 4! jesus. i might as well have moved back to new zealand!
sbnyway, on wednesday i hung out with pommyjeff. we went to see art brut. the singer recognised me and tried to get me in for free and failed. then their roadie stubbed a cigarette out on my back and it has gone septic.
pommyjeff is nice. a nice nice boy. like things made with cornsyrup.
anyway, i have said some unflattering things about rt brut in the past, but im happy to admit that id bang the singer.
on friday i hung with the boy who i nearly had sex with. he invited me back to his place and told him i couldnt cos i have a crush on him. i absolutly refuse to have sex with anyone i have a crush on. it will only lead to heartache and pain.
oh, my parents wet back to NZ the other day, and just to ensutre that i wont besad and miss them and stuff, we had to have the kind of conversations that families have that make you think "if it wasnt for you id be normal".
yes, for 2 days we talked about nothing but The Hoff while screaming out "you're nothing without your robot car!", my cousins boil, and my labia. my family are crazy. my mom pulled the fingers at me behind everyones back for 4 weeks! what a crazy lady!
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odog44:
YOU HAVE A SEXY ASS BODY
theraccoon:
Things made with corn syrup. You are hilarious. Man, we should swap crazy family stories sometime. My younger brother and I are the only boys. Its my mom and her sisters and their mom. They are insane women from arkansas who get drunk and scream and say terrible things to everyone around. My grandma is notorious for throwing knives. And her aim isn't half bad. 