yesterday MisterJesus sent me the biggest buncha flowers i have ever seen!
they will take me at least a week to eat!
im the happiest tigger in the world!
also yesterday the harmonica player from placebo said it was ok if i split infinitives. but only me. i have a grammatical rule all to myself.
and my boss said he would help dispose of julies body. he even said "lets bury her in the GRAVEYARD! no one will look there!"
also, my new cd arrived. a jewish vegan sent me a text message that he was masturbating thinking about me. my stright-edge punk ex in the navy got a livejournal. i made a new emaill address solely for the seduction of the texan oil millionaire opera fanatic (sara4colin4eva@elvis.com) and i forgot how to play D7 on the guitar and had to consult a chord book.
they will take me at least a week to eat!
im the happiest tigger in the world!
also yesterday the harmonica player from placebo said it was ok if i split infinitives. but only me. i have a grammatical rule all to myself.
and my boss said he would help dispose of julies body. he even said "lets bury her in the GRAVEYARD! no one will look there!"
also, my new cd arrived. a jewish vegan sent me a text message that he was masturbating thinking about me. my stright-edge punk ex in the navy got a livejournal. i made a new emaill address solely for the seduction of the texan oil millionaire opera fanatic (sara4colin4eva@elvis.com) and i forgot how to play D7 on the guitar and had to consult a chord book.
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nonchalance:
I love your randomness! And the late 'ships passing in the night' kind of chats about masterbation, photos and other things i am usually too drunken to remember, or maybe that should be 'shouldn't remember'! 
randumb_thought:
i can't know for sure until i know YOU!