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tigerpig

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Member Since 2004

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Monday May 31, 2004

May 31, 2004
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guess who spent all morning puking?

guess who spent 27 on one round of drinks.

guess who had a temper tantrum on the train because susan plays different rules when it comes to ginrummy and she refust to admit i won when i quit obviously did.

guess who made out with some village idiot on a dace floor of a naff club to a club remix of the white stripes.

guess who got some asshole libertines fans removed from the bar so i could monopolise the jukebox.

guess who told some boy in a piano bar "oh! of course i can JIVE!"

guess who thought it was a good idea to call texas at some ungodly hour to talk drunk rubbish to an answering machine.

guess who decided she could read latin and greek and interpreted the motto for some fancy school as "violence is its own reward"

guess who at her height or drunk wrath decided that the silent treatment always works, and tried to prove this point while trying to order drinks off the lambchoppy barman.

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misterjesus:
Guess who checked himself out early cause they tried to force me to eat bacon this morning.

yup.


ME.

ps. I kept the bracelet in the end.

fuckers.

Jun 1, 2004
misterjesus:
I'll be sure to check it out!

Jun 1, 2004

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