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tigerpig

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Saturday May 22, 2004

May 22, 2004
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ok, so chris is officially the coolest guy i know. he is buying ahouse in new york he says i can use whenever i want. he lives in such a different world to me. i cant afford shoes and he is buying his 3rd house. he is the same age as me and own 2 BMW's!?!

anyway, we hung out and he played guitar with my uncle and i sang and it was all very nice, then we had a fight and i called him vapid and he went home to write code.

today i got a phonecall from the manager from the parkinsons who serenaded me with i believe in a thing called love, before playing me a choir of 12 year old girls singing 'when i think about you i touch myself'.

and i thought he didnt like me much...
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thejuanupsman:
damn, I wish I were that cool. Or cool at all... whatever
sigh or........ confused
May 24, 2004
castigate:
Did you buy the Volin from behind the football club in Hathersage. They have an execellent market there on a Sunday morning sepcialling in stringed instruments such as Violin, Viola's, Chello's and of course the almighty double bass.

Do not of course confuse the market with teh one held in Orpington at the old folks home - as this is a speciallist brass market. And there is some degree of rivally between the brass and string sections of society.
May 24, 2004

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