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tigerpig

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my brother is on his honeymoon at the moment...

we were both in auckland airport at about the same time a few weeks ago. when i called him to arrange to meet up he got his laptop stolen.

the flight to take him and my new sister on their honeymoon was delayed by 5 hours and so their first night in thew hotel was ruined.

the next day he fell off a bike and ended up in a cook island hospital with a stubbed toe.

and my parents havnt yet told him his dog is dead!

haha! happy honeymoon! your dog is dead! haha!

i talked to mom this morning. she told she she killed the dog to punish me for leaving the country again.

dad told me that he thinks mum murdered the dog to get back at him. he thinks she is trying to crush his sprit, but i know for a fact mum achieved that ages ago and thats why they are so happy together.

oh how we laughed!
jimmyjoe:
>dad told me that he thinks mum murdered the dog to get back at him. he thinks she is trying to crush his sprit, but i know for a fact mum achieved that ages ago and thats why they are so happy together.

a great beginning for a novel.....

jjs III kiss
Apr 3, 2004
tinyblob:
or tv sitcom

"in this episode our hero has his laptop stolen, falls off a bike, is punched by billy idol, and finds out who murdered his dog..." DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNNN
Apr 3, 2004

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