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tigerpig

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Sunday Mar 07, 2004

Mar 7, 2004
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i have just returned from cambridge where i did the following things:

1) smoked so much i coughed up blood

2) danced to british sea power and acoustic ska/punk in the same night

3) insulted philosophy students over curry

4) pretended that my family once owned kings college but lost it in a bet with the duke of norfolk in 1556

5) drunk so much gin i apparently had an emotion.


today i am excited by bloc party. james isnt not talking to me even though i called him a cunt. simon tried to get laid by telling a girl he ran alternation singlehandedly, when in actual fact he has nothing to do with it, and then i told het the truth and she ditched him. she was so only after street cred.

and i got way too much kudos from girls in glitter and boys who looked like jarvis cocker for being an extra in heavenly creatures.

like, they got me to autograph stuff. it was so weird. hey all sat aound me wile i told them all my stories that sound like lies but arnt. like the time me and zak vonn dark raven broke someone out of medium security prison becuase he owed a bikie gang a favour.

girls in glitter love those kind of stories.
jimmyjoe:
>pretended that my family once owned kings college but lost it in a bet with the duke of norfolk in 1556

and

it was so weird. hey all sat aound me wile i told them all my stories that sound like lies but arnt. like the time me and zak vonn dark raven broke someone out of medium security prison becuase he owed a bikie gang a favour.

lol...come on, tell me more :-) that sounds hilarious !

jjs III
Mar 7, 2004
jimmyjoe:
that story is great...is it really true ? I mean, breaking someone out of jail....it has all the elements of a great book, or a movie la Badlands.

keep them coming ;-)

jjs III
Mar 8, 2004

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