tigerlily

Once upon a time there was a man who checked his computer daily for a reply from a girl. That reply never came and the guy finally put ice cream down his shorts and ran around the neighborhood shouting "The redcoats are coming, the recoats are coming" This led to his eventual arrest and incarecation at the Saint Flivensteins home for the Dairyily insane. There they put him through a battery of cow sobriety tests including but not limited too the Sleeping tipover, the Man of a Thousand Moos and the Morning Milkathon. Our hero was distraught after 3 weeks of this and busted out. He vowed revenge on the St Flivensteins nurses and he captured them one by one and turned them over to the Feed the Children foundation. 20 Nurses can feed an entire village for 6 months or so I am told. After that he lived happily ever after. Then END.

O please tape that show for me, P-P-PLEASE tape it. I would like a copy.

Thanks.

I went to that coffee shop at like steiner and waller and brought my computer thinking I'd use the wireless but they make you pay now. damn. and theres this little pet store there and they have the most adorable llittle bird in there. it so charming and doesn't even make a mess when it eats and it's like this amazing pale blue color. apparently someone "threw it out" and the pet store guy found it and rescued it about 5 minutes before it was going to die and he nursed it back to health. i almost bought it...