tigerdoll

Dear Santa Claus:
this year I would like to try something new and have a boyfriend with a brain at least half as big as mine. Hell, I'd settle for almost-half. I just figured you owe me as much, since I've been wrapped up in bows for complete idiots for the past few years. No more. I want my damn Christmas present, or there will be cyanide in the cookies.
Love,
Kristen.